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Mountain bikes dont have parents.
Mountain bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
Mountain bikes dont care about professional sports.
Mountain bikes dont care if other mountain bikes look at you.
Mountain bikes dont care if you look at other mountain bikes.
If your mountain bike is misaligned, you dont have to discuss politics with it.
You dont have to be jealous of other women coveting your mountain bike.
Your mountain bike never wants a night out with the other mountain bikes.
Mountain bikes dont care what you wear.
Mountain bikes dont feel their bikehood is threatened if you insist on driving.
If your mountain bike doesnt look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You dont have to worry about where your mountain bike has been before you met it.