Why Teddy Bears are Better than Women

You can sleep with them all you want and not have to worry about
getting them pregnant.
You dont need a touchy-feely manual (Women are from Mars, Men are
From Venus etc) to understand each other.
When youve screwed up and made a fool of yourself, a teddy bear
will never say I told you so.
You can have as many favorites as you want and they wont get
Theyre always ready for a cuddle anytime, anywhere.
They dont mind it a bit if you stay out at all hours with the boys.
No matter what guy thing youre in to, they always enjoy what
you enjoy.

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