24
Nov

Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You dont have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
Its OK when the person youre with fantasizes youre someone else,
because you ARE someone else.
You can dress up in your girlfriends clothes and no one will hassle you
like last time.
40 years from now, youll still enjoy candy.
If you dont get what you want, you can always go next door.
Doesnt matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
Less guilt the next morning.
You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

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