A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.



Another guy says, Whats that? The first guy says, That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.



Another one says, My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.



A girl asks, Whats that?



He says, That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.



A lady says, Thats nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.



Larry says, A wife? Whats a wife?



She says, That means, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.