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Mar

Wife wants breast enlargement surgery

One day upon arriving home from work, my wife informed me that she was interested in having breast enlargement surgery. When I asked why, she said, Because it would improve my self-esteem, and hopefully make me a little more attractive to you.

When I asked her how much it would cost, she said $3000 per breast.

I exclaimed, $3000 per breast?! Have you tried the toilet paper method?

She looked puzzled.

Sure – each night before you go to bed, rub toilet paper between y our breasts, and over a period of time, they should grow.

She said, That wont work!

I replied, It worked on your ass!

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