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Windows TP – the telepathic operating system (part 2)

Testers report problems with Windows TP beta

NEW YORK, Apr 1, Reuter – Microsofts new Windows TP has a long way to go before final release, say beta testers of the product. Testers report numerous problems with the thought icons included with the product.

I can see a fish tail representing some useful things, but the Program Manager? Its just not intuitive, says Clyde Revlon, an MIS specialist with McBalmy, Crain, and Larch. Whoever came up with these thought icons needs therapy. Im sure the guys Yorkshire terrier is wonderful, but as the File Manager? A golden retriever I could understand. And that sweater the terrier is wearing, its just too loud. Let me control the sweater.

Testers also report dangerous corruption problems with the Direct Neuron Access technology. Colors, I smell colors. Dog, good dog, go to the light mom, said Maggie Ferreaux, a consultant with Sharp, Trenchant, and Blunt Computer Services.

Other testers were less understanding. Im working on a presentation, and suddenly all I can think about is pages A through C of the Miami telephone directory. It took me three hours to get it out of my mind. That blows my productivity right out of the water, says Max Pirenich, a salesman for Carp Technology. Just thinking about Excel scares the Carp out of me.

Microsoft officials acknowledged the issues, citing that no beta release of a product is perfect, and vowed to provide testers with the services of the same Neurologist that helped Microsoft Quality Assurance recover from testing the product in its early stages. Many Microsoft QA engineers are expected to lead long, productive lives.

Originally from Dave Coble
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