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A Wisconsinite, a Minnesotan, and an Iowan were walking along the beach, when they spotted an old lamp half buried in the sand.

The Iowan bent over and picked it up, and began to rub the sand off of it.



As he did so, a genie popped out of the lamp, and said Ill give you three wishes, one for each of you.



The Iowan said, I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Iowa.



With a blink of the Genies eye, FOOM the land in Iowa was forever made fertile for farming.



The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around Wisconsin, so that no one can come into our precious state.



Again, with a blink of the genies eye, POOF, there was a huge wall around Wisconsin.



The Minnesotan says, Im very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.



The Genie explains, Well, its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out.



The Minnesotan says, Fill it up with water.