20
Nov

Womans Guide to Men

Im hungry = Im hungry.

Im sleepy = Im sleepy.



Im tired = Im tired.



Ive gotta pee = Get out of the way.



Ive gotta GO = Get out of the way and stay away until it clears



Can I call you sometime? = Id eventually like to have sex with you



Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you



Can I take you out to dinner? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.



Can I get your coat? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.



Let me get your door. = Id eventually like to have sex with you.



May I have this dance? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.



Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!



You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.



Whats wrong? = I dont see why are you making such a big deal out of this.



Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?



Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.



Im bored. = Do you want to have sex?



I love you. = Lets have sex now.



I love you too. = Okay, I said it…wed better have sex now!



Good morning. = That was great sex……lets have more!



See you later. = That was great sex……lets have more!



Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.



Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesnt look that much different!



Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair!



Lets talk.= I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me.



Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.



Will you marry me? = I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks



While shopping:

Yes, that ones nice = Why do you ask when you arent going to listen anyway?



That one looks great on you = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!



I like that one better. = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!



Uh huh = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!



I dont think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.


Most viewed Jokes (20)