Im hungry = Im hungry.
Im sleepy = Im sleepy.
Im tired = Im tired.
Ive gotta pee = Get out of the way.
Ive gotta GO = Get out of the way and stay away until it clears
Can I call you sometime? = Id eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I get your coat? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Let me get your door. = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = Id eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
Whats wrong? = I dont see why are you making such a big deal out of this.
Whats wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Im bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Lets have sex now.
I love you too. = Okay, I said it…wed better have sex now!
Good morning. = That was great sex……lets have more!
See you later. = That was great sex……lets have more!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesnt look that much different!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair!
Lets talk.= I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Will you marry me? = I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks
While shopping:
Yes, that ones nice = Why do you ask when you arent going to listen anyway?
That one looks great on you = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!
I like that one better. = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!
Uh huh = Pick any freakin dress and lets go home!
I dont think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.
20
Nov
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again