Women Jokes

Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!

Q – The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door… which do you let in first? A – The dog of course, at least hell shut up once hes inside!

Q – What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A – Pregnant

Q – What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence? A – Divorced

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