Why did God invent lesbians?

So feminists wouldnt breed.





Why did the woman cross the road?

Thats not the point,whats she doing out of the kitchen?





What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Kick her in the butt





How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.





How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..





What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.





Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

He died laughing before he could tell anybody.





Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women wont shut up long enough to build up pressure.