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Aug

Women who

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Its as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

If you dont like the news, go out and make some.

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Sorry, I dont date outside my species.

I may be fat, but youre ugly – I can lose weight!

No Radio – Already Stolen

Few women admit their age, Few men act it!

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

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