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May

Womens slogans

  1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
  2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
  3. If they dont have chocolate in heaven, I aint going.
  4. At my age, Ive seen it all, done it all, heard it all … I just cant remember it all.
  5. My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
  6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
  7. Coffee, chocolate, men … Some things are just better rich.
  8. Dont treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
  9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  10. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
  11. Its hard to be nostalgic when you cant remember anything.
  12. My husband could have had any women he pleased – he just couldnt please any!
  13. Guys have feelings too. But like … who cares?
  14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  15. I used to be schizophrenic, but were OK now.
  16. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  17. Of course I dont look busy … I did it right the first time.
  18. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  19. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  20. My husband is the head of the household, but Im the neck (and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants it to move).
  21. Im one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  22. How can I miss you if you wont go away?
  23. Sorry if I looked interested. Im not.
  24. If we are what we eat, Im fast, cheap and easy.
  25. I run things at my house! (the vacuum cleaner, washing machine, iron, etc.)

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