Womens Snappy Comebacks

Womens Snappy Comebacks:

Man: =Havent we met before? Woman: Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: =Havent I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man: = Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: = So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I dont know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: = Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine.

Man: = Id like to call you. Whats your number? Woman: Its in the phone book.

Man: = But I dont know your name. Woman: Thats in the phone book too.

Man: = So what do you do for a living? Woman: Im a female impersonator.

Man: = What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking.

Man: = Hey, baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not Enter

Man: = How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized !

Man: = Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason Woman: Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!

Man: = I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: = I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.

Man: = If I could see you naked, Id die happy. Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.

Man: = Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: = Id go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Lets start with your bank account.

Man: = I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

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