Womens T-Shirt Sayings!

* Im out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like… who cares? * I dont believe in miracles. I rely on them. * Next mood swing: 6 minutes. * I hate everybody, and youre next. * Please dont make me kill you. * And your point is … * I used to be schizophrenic, but were OK now. * Im busy. Youre ugly. Have a nice day. * Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. * Remember my name – youll be screaming it later. * You KNOW you want me. * Dont worry. Itll only seem kinky the first time. * Of course I dont look busy. . I did it right the first time. * Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? * Im multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. * Do NOT start with me. You wont win. * You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. * All stressed out and no one to choke. * Im one of those bad things that happen to good people. * How can I miss you if you wont go away? * Sorry if I looked interested. Im not. * If we are what we eat, Im fast, cheap and easy. * Nobody knows Im not wearing underwear. * Dont make me mad. Im running out of places to hide the bodies. * Objects Under This Shirt ARE Larger Than They Appear.

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