Words From Famous Women …
Im not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know Im not dumb…and I also know that Im not blonde. - Dolly Parton
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. - Roseanne
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant - Carol
Leifer
Ive been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Im not going to vacuum til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me its because its cold in there. And Im like: How did my mother know THAT? - Wendy Liebman
I think-therefore Im single - Lizz Winstead
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesnt itch. - Gilda Radner
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.- Maryon Pearson
Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. - Bella Abzug
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
If men can run the world, why cant they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor