A Cork radio station (in Ireland) was running a competition – words that werent in the Dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: 96FM, whats your name?

Caller: Hi, me names Dave.

DJ: Dave, what is your word?

Caller: Goan spelt G O A N, pronounced go-an

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Goan fuck yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: 96FM, whats your name?

Caller: Hi, me names Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what is your word?

Caller: Smee spelt S M E E, pronounced smee.

DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!