Two girls were roommates.

One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.

She yelled, Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!

Tillie didnt know anything about the date and said so.

Millie explained that shed met two really great looking guys and had made dates for both of them for that evening.

Tillie said, Im not going out on any more blind dates.

Why not?

Theyre always the same, said Tillie, Its sex, sex, sex!

Nothing but a pain in the ass!

Millie looked at her in disbelief and exclaimed, Honey, youre doing it wrong!