Xmas top ten signs you wont be receiving a christmas bonus this year
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Signs You Wont Be Receiving a Christmas Bonus This Year
As presented on the 12/11/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
- Co-workers refer to you as the ghost of unemployment future
- The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
- On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
- What you call my new office, everybody else calls the supply closet
- Bosss Christmas card says, Dont let the door hit your ass on the way out
- You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
- When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies
- Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw
- In your most recent performance evaluation, the word crap appeared 78 times
- Youre the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
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