President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have

dinner with God. During dinner He tells them: I needed three important

people to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroy

the Earth.

Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: I have two

really bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy the

earth.

Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: I have good

news and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news is

tomorrow hes destroying the Earth.

Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: I have two pieces of

great news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,

and second, I think Ive got the Y2K problem fixed.