Yo mamas so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mamas so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English Muffin.



Yo mamas so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.



Yo mamas so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples fingers.



Yo mamas so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.



Yo mamas so bald, I can read her mind.



Yo mamas so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted



Yo mamas so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.



Yo mamas so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.



Yo mamas so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.



Yo mamas so poor, she married young just to get the rice!



Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.



Yo mamas got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.



Yo mamas so fat, GOD couldnt lift her spirit.



Yo mamas like mustard, she spreads easy.



Yo mamas so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.



Yo mamas so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.



Yo mamas like a race car driver… she burns a lot of rubbers.



Yo mamas so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.



Yo mamas so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.



Yo mamas so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.



Yo mamas so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!



Yo mamas like the Pillsbury dough boy – everybody pokes her.



Yo mamas so old, her birth-certificate expired.



Yo mamas like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.



Yo mamas so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.



Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.



Yo mamas hair is so short, it looks like stiches.



Yo mamas so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.



Yo mamas so old, when she was in school there was no history class.



Yo mamas so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.