YO MAMA is so ulgy your daddy takes her to work so he doesnt need to kiss her goodbye



Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry





Yo mama is so ugly when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes





Yo mama is so ugly the prince eould rather live as a frog than kiss her





Yo mama is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck





Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, her mom said, What a treasure!;and your dad said,Yeah lets go burry it!





Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction





Yo mama is so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight





Yo mama is so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts





Yo mama is so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas





Yo mama is so fat when she farts she puts herself into an orbit





Yo mama is so fat her belly button has an echo.