– Yo Mamas so fat, she couldnt fit in a satellite photo.

– Yo Mamas so fat, shes on both sides of the family.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washingtons nose

– Yo Mamas so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes

– Yo Mamas so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: Free Willy! free Willy!

– Yo Mamas so fat, shes got her own zip code

– Yo Mamas so fat, people jog around her for exercise

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

– Yo Mamas so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

– Yo Mamas so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a Caution! Wide Turn sign.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read One at a time, please.

– Yo Mamas so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell Taxi!

– Yo Mamas so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

– Yo Mamas so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..

– Yo Mamas so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

– Yo Mamas so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be incredible bulk.

– Yo Mamas so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.

– Yo Mamas so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles

– Yo Mamas so fat, I guess we know whats eating Gilbert Grape.

– Yo mamas so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

– Yo mamas so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

– Yo mamas so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

– Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said GET THE HELL OFF!!

– Yo mamas so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds

– Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on my cats tail, now I call him Beaver.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.

– Yo mamas so fat, shes got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

– Yo mamas so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

– Yo mamas so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

– Yo mamas so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.

– Yo mamas so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002s.

– Yo mamas so fat, shes got more rolls than a bakery.

– Yo mamas so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.

– Yo mamas so fat, she could sell shade.

– Yo mamas so fat, that when God said Let there be Light, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

– Yo mamas so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

– Yo mamas so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

– Yo mamas so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet dont get wet.

– Yo mamas so fat, she bumps into people when shes sitting down.

– Yo mamas so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

– Yo Mamas so fat, her butt has its own congressmen.

– Yo Mamas so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.