14
Sep

Yo Mamas

  • Yo mamas so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
  • Yo mamas so fat, shes got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
  • Yo mamas so dumb, when I told her I wanted color TV, she said, What
    color?

  • Yo mamas so stupid, when the computer said Press any key to
    continue, she couldnt find Any key.

  • Yo mamas so ugly, you could hef face in dough and make monster cookies.
  • Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the
    house.

  • Yo mamas so poor when I saw Her kicking a can down the street, I asked
    her what she was doing, she said, Moving.

  • Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company.
  • Yo mamas so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.
  • Yo mamas so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
  • Yo mamas so old that when she was in school there was no history
    class.

  • Yo mamas so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said
    Guess so she said Levis.

  • Yo mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, Ding.
  • Yo mamas so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with job
    application.

  • Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read to be continued.
  • Yo mamas so old, she has autographed Bible.
  • Yo mamas so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo mamas so stupid she went to Disneyworld and saw a sign that said
    Disneyworld Left so she went home.

  • Yo mamas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
  • Yo mamas so dumb, when she was asked on a application, Sex?, she
    marked, M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.

  • Yo mamas so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
  • Yo mamas so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people said,
    Taxi!

  • Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
  • Yo mamas so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she
    couldnt find the 11 button for 9-1-1.

  • Yo mamas so fat, she couldnt fit in a satellite photo.
  • Yo mamas so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of
    wood.

  • Yo mamas so old, powder milk comes out her tits.
  • Yo mamas so fat, she could sell shade.

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