-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMAS SO FAT:

-she was mistaken for gods bowling ball.

-when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up

-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised

-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

-her favorite dress is a tent

-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops

-she has to iron her pants on the driveway

-she needs a building permit for her girdle

-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring

-she puts on tampons with a bazooka

-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller

-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon

-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out

-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel

-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar

-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washingtons nose

-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs