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Jun

Yo momas like…

Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away

Yo momma like a screen door after a couple of bangs she loosens up



Yo momma like a 5 foot basketball hoop, it aint that hard to score



Yo momma like a 7-eleven, open all nignt,hot



2 go and for 89 cents u get a slurpy



Yo momma like a turtle, once shes on her back shes fucked



Yo momma like a public toilet round white and full of shit!

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