12
Oct

Yo Momma Jackpot!

Yo mamas like…

– Yo mamas like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. – Yo mamas like a bowling ball. Shes picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. – Yo mamas like a rifle…four cocks and shes loaded. – Yo mamas like a bubble gum machine…five cents a blow. – Yo mamas like Chinese food…sweet, sour, and cheap. – Yo mamas like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. – Yo mamas like Burger King… Your way, right away. – Yo mamas like a squirrel, shes always got some nuts in her mouth. – Yo mamas like 7-Eleven… open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. – Yo mamas like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. – Yo mamas like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. – Yo mamas like a street lamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. – Yo mamas like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. – Yo mamas like a 747, she has a very large cockpit. – Yo mamas like a microwave, one button and shes hot. – Yo mamas like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off. – Yo mamas like a mail box, open day and night. – Yo mamas like a bag of potato chips, Free-To-Lay. – Yo mamas like a turtle, once shes on her back shes fucked. – Yo mamas like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. – Yo mamas like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in. – Yo mamas like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. – Yo mamas like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. – Yo mamas like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port. – Yo mamas like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. – Yo mamas like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. – Yo mamas like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. – Yo mamas like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing. – Yo mamas like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. – Yo mamas like Pizza Hut, if she isnt there in 30 minutes… its free. – Yo mamas like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. – Yo mamas like a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. – Yo mamas like a gas station… you gotta pay before you pump. – Yo mamas like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods. – Yo mamas like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. – Yo mamas like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. – Yo mamas like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. – Yo mamas like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. – Yo mamas like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. – Yo mamas like a race car driver… she burns a lot of rubbers. – Yo mamas like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. – Yo mamas like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. – Yo mamas like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. – Yo mamas like a Toyota, OOooh what a feeling! – Yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner… a real good suck. – Yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner… she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. – Yo mamas like an ice cream cone… everyone gets a lick. – Yo mamas like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. – Yo mamas like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her. – Yo mamas like cake mix, 15 servings per package! – Yo mamas like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. – Yo mamas like Dennys… open 24 hours. – Yo mamas like McDonalds… Billions and Billions served. – Yo mamas like McDonalds… What you want is what you get. – Yo mamas like mustard, she spreads easy. – Yo mamas like the Pillsbury dough boy… everybody pokes her. – Yo mamas like lettuce, $1 a head. – Yo mamas like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. Your momma is so fat… the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! – Yo momma is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said Sorry…No proffessionals allowed!!! -Yo mommas so fat, when the lord said – Let There Be Light, he had to ask her to move over! -Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, people SLOW DOWN! -Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a resturant took one look at the menu and said,yes please! -Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale! -Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World! -Whenever your mamma farts, she causes a continental drift! -Yo mommas so fat even if she was the last person alive, the world would still be over populated!

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