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Nov

You have an Internet addiction when . . .

You check your mail. It says no new messages. So you check it again.

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.

You dont know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

Your husband tells you hes had the beard for 2 months.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You tell the kids they cant use the computer because Daddys got work to do and you dont even have a job.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: The computer cannot come to bed.

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