You know when youre in California when …
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- Your co-worker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.
- You make over $250,000 and still cant afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
- Your childs 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
- You cant remember … is pot illegal?
- Youve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
- You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
- You cant remember … is pot illegal?
- A really great parking space can move you to tears.
- A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
- Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
- A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You dont even notice.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BDSM and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
- You cant remember … is pot illegal?
- Its sprinkling and theres a report on every news station about STORM WATCH 2000.
- You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
- Its sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
- You AND your dog BOTH have therapists.
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