04
Oct

You know you drink too much coffee when…

You know you drink too much coffee when…

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

2. You chew on your roommates fingernails.

3. You can jump-start your car without cables.

4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize its not plugged in.

5. You cant remember your second cup.

6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9. You dont sweat — you percolate.

10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

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