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Jul

You Know Youre from Missouri

You Know Youre from Missouri If:

1. Youve never met any celebrities.

2. Everyone you know has been on a Float trip

3. Vacation means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six
Flags.

4. Youve seen all the biggest bands ten years AFTER they were popular.

5. You measure distance in minutes rather than miles.

6. Down south to you means Arkansas.

7. The phrase Im going to the Lake this weekend only means one thing.

8. You know several people who have hit a deer.

9. You think Missouri is spelled with an ah not an i at the end.

10. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

11. You know what party cove is.

12. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

13. You instinctively ask someone youve just met, What High School did
you go to?

14. Youve ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

15. You think ethanol makes your truck run a lot better.

16. You know whats knee-high by the Fourth of July.

17. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

18. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

19. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.

20. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
Wheres my coat at?

21. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
or grain.

22. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

23. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and
jell-o salad with marshmallows.

24. You carry jumper cables in your car and know that everyone else should.

25. You went to skating parties as a kid.

26. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

27. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

28. You think sexy lingerie is tube s

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