You Know Youre Too Stressed When
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- Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest
that you should get some rest.
- You can achieve a Runners High by sitting up.
- You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing that you
have said it before.
- The Sun is too loud.
- Trees begin chasing you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
solution of espresso.
- You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
of coffee.
- You can hear mimes.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
- Things become Very Clear.
- You ask the Drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
- The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
- You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can
understand.
- You keep yelling STOP TOUCHING ME!!! even though you are the only
one in the room.
- Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
- David Lynch comes up to you and says: Hey!, can I film you?
- You and Reality file for divorce.
- You can skip without a rope.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and
Everthing else, but cant quite find the words for them before the white
glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
- You can travel without moving.
- Antiacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
- You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get
into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the
rest of the night.
- Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
- You have an irresistable urge to bite the nose of the people you are
talking to.
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