31
Dec

You Know Youre Too Stressed When



  • Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest
    that you should get some rest.
  • You can achieve a Runners High by sitting up.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing that you
    have said it before.
  • The Sun is too loud.
  • Trees begin chasing you.
  • You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
  • You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
    solution of espresso.
  • You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
    of coffee.
  • You can hear mimes.
  • You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
  • Things become Very Clear.
  • You ask the Drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
  • The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
  • You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can
    understand.
  • You keep yelling STOP TOUCHING ME!!! even though you are the only
    one in the room.
  • Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
  • David Lynch comes up to you and says: Hey!, can I film you?
  • You and Reality file for divorce.
  • You can skip without a rope.
  • It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
  • You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and
    Everthing else, but cant quite find the words for them before the white
    glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
  • You can travel without moving.
  • Antiacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
  • You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
  • You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get
    into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the
    rest of the night.
  • Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
  • You have an irresistable urge to bite the nose of the people you are
    talking to.

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