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Apr

You know youve been in college too long when…

You actually like doing laundry at home.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

Youd rather clean than study.

Oh man how did it get so late! comes out of your mouth at least once a night.

Moms meatloaf and potatoes become something you desire, not avoid.

Half the time you dont wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas.

You know the pizza boy by name.

You go to sleep when its light and get up when its dark.

You live for getting mail.

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

Prank phone calls become funny again.

You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.

Black lights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday.

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