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You Might Be A Redneck…

Whats the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?

Hey yall… Watch this!



How To Pick Up A Chick In Arkansas:

Hey Baby! Nice tooth.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

You think the last three words of the national

anthem is start your engines.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

One of your kids was born on a pool table.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

If you refer to the fifth grade as, your senior year.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

You think the stock market has fence around it.



You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the

dump and bring back more than you took.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Your grandfather died and left everything to his

widow… but she cant touch it til shes fourteen.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

The figurines on top your wedding cake were wearing overalls.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Your favorite restaurant has a sawdust floor



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youve ever burped and killed a fly



You Might Be A Redneck If…

There were dogs in the church on your wedding day



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youre saving up to gravel your driveway.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youve ever bought a used cap.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

You turn the sprinkler on and tell the kids

its a water park.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youve ever had to have a wrecker pull your car

out of a pothole in your driveway.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Your wedding cake was made by Sarah Lee



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youve ever had a dream about beef jerky.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Winn-Dixie catered your wedding.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Your not actually able to read the Richard Petty Story,

but you sure like to look at the pictures.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Youve ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

Your driving a vehicle with no original body parts.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the

grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble.



You Might Be A Redneck If…

The fireworks stand gives you a volume discount.

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