You Might Be A Redneck…
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Hey Baby! Nice tooth.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
You think the last three words of the national
anthem is start your engines.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
If you refer to the fifth grade as, your senior year.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
You think the stock market has fence around it.
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the
dump and bring back more than you took.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Your grandfather died and left everything to his
widow… but she cant touch it til shes fourteen.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
The figurines on top your wedding cake were wearing overalls.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Your favorite restaurant has a sawdust floor
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youve ever burped and killed a fly
You Might Be A Redneck If…
There were dogs in the church on your wedding day
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youre saving up to gravel your driveway.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youve ever bought a used cap.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
You turn the sprinkler on and tell the kids
its a water park.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youve ever had to have a wrecker pull your car
out of a pothole in your driveway.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Your wedding cake was made by Sarah Lee
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youve ever had a dream about beef jerky.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Winn-Dixie catered your wedding.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Your not actually able to read the Richard Petty Story,
but you sure like to look at the pictures.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Youve ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
Your driving a vehicle with no original body parts.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the
grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble.
You Might Be A Redneck If…
The fireworks stand gives you a volume discount.
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