choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
the sales people at the local computer store cant answer any of your questions.
you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
you can type 70 words per minute but cant read your own handwriting.
you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
you know what http:// stands for.
you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids toys together.
you see a good design and still have to change it.
you window shop at Radio Shack.
your laptop computer costs more than your car.
your wife hasnt the foggiest idea what you do at work.
youve already calculated how much you make per second.
youve tried to repair a $5 radio.
04
Dec
Additional Jokes From "Seasonal / Holiday"
- Seasonal Medical Report
- 12 Bugs of Christmas
- Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed senator (adult)
- What do you call someone who kills people in the morning?
- Combating Santa Ridicule
- The very different children
- Cursing Problem
- I think Santa Claus is a woman….
- Redneck
- Preparation for parenthood
- Childishness at Christmas time
- A Genealogists Christmas Eve
- Removing of a tattoo
- How the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree
- PROOF: Santa Claus Does NOT Exist