20
Aug
Hey Guy, You Think Youve Got Problems…
- imagine Adam trying to convince Eve that God intended for him to wear the plants in the family
- imagine being so old it takes you forty-five minutes to undress, and another twenty to remember why
- suppose by the time you can read a woman like a book … your eyes go bad
- suppose every time you meet a hot looking girl you used to know … its her daughter
- imagine being so impotent that you even have to fake premature ejaculation
- imagine you join Overeaters Anonymous and they make you a chapter
- suppose two of the worlds greatest movers and shakers move into the apartment above you
- suppose you become a sheik with 150 wives … and your house only has six bathrooms
- imagine you get a great color from going to the beach … but its blue from holding your stomach in
- imagine at the beach your wife tells you to suck your gut in … and you already are
- suppose you go to a carnival … and a fortune teller offers to read your face
- suppose you married a girl because she looked like a siren but now, she only sounds like one