08
Aug

Youre New Hampshire If …

  • Youre New Hampshire If you can name the four seasons, BUT

    Youre really NH if theyre tourist, foliage, ski, and mud.

  • Youre NH if you own flannel shirts, BUT

    Youre really NH if you wear a tie with one.

  • Youre NH if you know the back roads, BUT

    Youre really NH if you drive them to avoid the toll booth.

  • Youre NH if you own a pick-up truck, BUT

    Youre really NH if the truck is 4 wheel drive, has a gun rack, plow on the front, and a dog in the back.

  • Youre NH if you attend church suppers, BUT

    Youre really NH if you consider it a night out on the town.

  • Youre NH if you live in a white cape, BUT

    Youre really NH if theres a picket fence around the house, a garden in the back, a wood pile somewhere, and some used appliances on the front lawn.

  • Youre NH if you say Ames-es, BUT

    Youre really NH if you do all of your shopping there.

  • Youre NH if you know everyone in town, BUT

    Youre really NH if theyre all related to you.

  • Youre NH if you go to the dump on saturday, BUT

    Youre really NH if you leave with more than you brought.

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