25
Mar

Yourre a redneck if…

Youre a redneck if…

-You have more fingers than you do teeth

-You cut your grass and find a car

-You consider Dennys a Fancy Resturant

-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors

-Your age is higher than your I.Q.

-Your favorite pickup line is Does this look infected to you?

-You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies Its a gummy bear.

-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.

-You say Watch this everytime before you goto the hospital.

-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.

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