Car names explained (ethnic, crude, nasty)
I got this from another Lab attendant at work, but cant remember who.
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monsterous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monsterous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Boring Monotonous Wanker
Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Chevy
Charged Heavily
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Fiat
Fucking Italian Attempt (at) Transportation
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony!
Ford
Fucked over rebuilt Dodge
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Fucked on Race Day
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Mans Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap
Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
Pussy Lips In Your MOUTH
SAAB
Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile – Always Broken
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto