Once this woman walked into an adult boutique. The clerk noticed that she was shaking all over and thought that she might be ill. The woman approached the clerk and asked, D-d-d-o-o-o y-y-you sell 10 v-v-v-ibr-r-ators?

Yes we do, he answered.

She then asks, Are th-th-th-ey 6 around and made b-b-by Acme adult nov-v-v-el-el-ties?

He again answers, Yes we do sell that model.

The woman looks relieved and exclaims, We-e-ell how d-d-o-o-o you turn th-th-the damn thing off!?!?!