25
Aug

Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
A: Handcuffs.

25
Aug

Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the Real Man sit in the dark?
A: He couldnt find a new light bulb and was too embrassed to ask.

25
Aug

Conversation between Room Service and guest in Asian Hotel. Read Aloud for maximum entertainment

Conversation between Room Service and guest in Asian Hotel. Read Aloud for maximum entertainment

Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Rye . . . Ruin sorbees . . . morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh . . . yes . . . Id like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What??
RS: Ow July den? . . . pry, boy, pooch?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem . . . crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS : Hokay. An San tos?
G: What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I dont think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what
judo one toes means.
RS: Toes! toes! . . . why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?
G: English muffin!! Ive got it! You were saying Toast.
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No . . . just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter . . . just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy . . . tea . . . mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and thats all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy . . . rye??
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G : Youre welcome.

25
Aug

tHE bombs

One time a brunette got hit with an apple and cried and then a red head got hit with a pumpkin and cried and then a blonde didnt know there was a bomb in her house so she farted and the house blew up and then she laughed… ha ha ha…



oh ya just becuz i am a blonde dont meen i cant make fun of them.

25
Aug

Clarinet joke

Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

25
Aug

Knock Knock Whos there? Malcolm! Malcolm who? Malcome you

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didnt do your homework!

25
Aug

Knock Knock Whos there? Willoughby! Willoughby who? Willoughby a

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Willoughby!
Willoughby who?
Willoughby a monkeys uncle!

25
Aug

Fourth Law of Applied Terror:

Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructors course.

25
Aug

I like to see ugly

I like to see ugly people holding hands.
I figure it gets them both out of circulation.

-Gallagher

25
Aug

Men Exercise On the Beach

How do men exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.