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- <b>Patient:</b> I think Im a
- Soup you dont want to eat.
- $500 Porsche
- 10 reasons why a dog doesnt use a computer!
- 12 Shots
- 19 Things NOT to say to the police officer
- 2 ANIMALS TALK
- 747 Full of Lawyers
- 911
- 99 Click
- A Blonde with Earrings
- A bottle of laughs
- A box of marriage
- A Brief History Of Medicine
- A Bunnys Wish
- A burglar is in big trouble
- A cat goes to Heaven
- A cats dictionary
- A cats dream come true
- A Cats Guide To Human Beings
- A cats work out
- A Childs Prayer
- A duck walked into a feed store...
- A Farmer and His Cow
- A Few Good Lawyers
- A frog calls a psychic
- A game of animal football
- A good chess player
- A Kiss
- A Kittens Prayer
- A Mother Cow
- A Nutty Game
- A Panda walks into a bar...
- a parrot on a plane
- A proper burial for the goldfish
- A Real Watch Dog
- A Real Watch Dog
- A Side Order of Blondes
- A snail buys a fast new car
- ABCs
- Accident
- Act
- Actual Medical Chart Notes
- Adventures in Disneyland
- After You
- Alexander and Kermit
- Alexander and Kermit
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alsheimers
- American Technology
- An Amazing Connection With God
- An amazing talking dog
- An Intelligent Dog
- Angel
- Animal feet
- Animals in the Fridge!
- Animals in the Fridge!
- Anteaters
- Apple and Worm
- Arent You Sorry?
- Arm Troubles
- Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
- Assisted Suicide
- Baby Balloon
- Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- Baby Chickens
- Baby Turtle
- Back in Court
- Back In The Days
- Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
- Bad dog
- Bad Dog!
- Bad Parrot
- Banana Peel
- Bang! Im Blonde!
- Baptism Is Not for Everyone
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Giraffe
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Monkey
- Bar... Talking Dog
- Barnyard Poem
- Bear and Deer
- Bear and Toilet
- Bear in Bar
- Bear on a Rampage
- Bear with no socks
- Beautiful?
- Bee Milky
- Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
- Beethovens Chicken
- Bells on Cows
- Big Bomber
- Big Noses
- Big Testicles
- Bigfoot and Blonde
- Bilingual Dog
- Bill Gate - God
- Bill Gates in Hell
- Bill The Duck
- Bird vs. Fly
- Bird vs. Fly
- Birdie Poem
- Birdie Poem
- Bishop And The Ass
- BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS
- Black And White
- Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
- blond joke
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Blonde Bird Watcher
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde Horse Sense
- Blonde Horses
- Blonde Horses Around
- Blonde NASA Engineer
- Blonde Test
- Blondog
- Blubber trouble
- BMW & a Porcupine
- Bovine Hijinx
- Boy Sees Elephant
- Bozos Big Beautiful Ass
- Broken Cage
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Buffalo
- Bugs End
- Bugs Mind
- Bull Grapevine
- Bull Talk
- Bunnies and Carrots
- Bye-Bye Doggie
- Bzzzz
- C-ing I Dog
- Caling in sick
- Camel
- Carrots
- Carrots
- Cat Codes
- Cat Heaven
- Cat Hospital
- Cat in the Way
- Cat in the Way
- Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
- Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
- Cat Quiz for Cats
- Cat Quiz for Humans
- Cat technical support problems
- Catching A Rabbit
- Catching polar bears
- Catching Rabbits
- Cats -- Now And Forever
- Cats Prayer
- Centipede
- Charging Elephant
- CHEST
- Chicken
- Chicken and the Egg
- Chicken Chat
- Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
- Chicken Joke: Dirty!
- Chicken on the Football Field
- Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
- Chinese dog treat
- Chores on the Farm
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Circus Elephant
- Clinton Hijinx
- Clinton Hijinx
- Clinton n Buddy
- Closed Bulls Eyes
- Closed Bulls Eyes
- Clown fish
- Comfortable
- Comfortable
- Confusion
- cow
- Cow and Her Apples
- Cow or Tractor
- Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- Cow Priced Like A Car
- Cow Reflexes
- Cow Riddle
- cows
- Cows In Government
- Cows In Government
- Cricket
- Crossed
- Curious George
- Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
- Dangerous Squirrels
- Dead Ant
- Dead dog
- Dead Dog
- Dead Pussy
- Dead Rabbit
- Dead Rabbit
- Defense Lawyers Good News
- Definition of Marriage
- Degrees of the Law
- Dictionary
- Did you hear...
- Did you hear...
- Difference between cats and dogs
- Dinosaurs
- dirty
- Doe in the Woods
- Dog
- Dog and Fox
- Dog Days
- Dog life...
- Dog life...
- Dog Named Mypenis
- Dog Property Laws
- Dog Rules
- Dog Rules
- Dog story
- Dog story
- Dog vs. Fox
- Doggie No Legs
- Dogs and fleas
- Dogs and fleas
- Dogs n Light Bulbs
- Donald Duck
- Donkey
- Donkey Compliment
- Dont Mess with the Judge
- Down and dirty!
- Dragging Their Feet
- Drinking buddies
- duck
- Duck Joke
- Duck shopper
- ducks
- DUCKS OR PLUCKS?
- Dumb Crooks Roundup
- Eating a bald eagle
- Egg-Laying
- Elephant and Man
- Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
- Elephant in a chair
- Elephant Jokes Eight
- Elephant One Liners
- Elephant Riddles Seven
- Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
- Elephant With Thorn
- Energizer Bunny arrested!
- Engineering In Hell
- Ernie the Hamster
- F1-Help
- Farmer
- Farmer Joe and his Mule
- Farmer Joe and his Mule
- Fish On The Wall
- Fish says, "Duuuuude!"
- Fishy
- Fleas
- Floppy
- Fly Away
- Football Fan To The Rescue
- Football Wedding
- For Bird Lovers!
- For Cat Lovers.
- Four Men and Their Dogs
- FROG
- Frog
- frog having oral sex
- Frog Loan
- Get Away From my Deer!
- Gethimoffameorillsue
- Good Doggie
- Good Patient
- Goose & Lawyer
- Gorilla Capture
- Gorilla Capture
- Gorilla in a Tree
- Gorilla Nostrils
- Gorilla up a tree
- Got Any Grapes?
- Got Any Grapes?
- Great Dane
- Grizzly Bear Warning
- Groundhog Day
- Guess Who?
- Gum Crossing
- Hamlets Cats Soliloquy
- Have you Ever...
- He is a very smart dog
- Heaven
- Heavenly Help
- Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine
- Hellacious
- Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
- Holy Moley
- Horny Frog
- Horny Mouse
- Horny Rooster
- Horny Toad
- Horse Sense
- How do you catch a polar bear?
- How good it is going to be
- How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
- How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
- How To Bathe A Cat
- How To Catch A Polar Bear
- How To Clean A Cat
- How To Give A Cat A Pill
- How to give your cat a pill
- How to give your Cat a Pill.
- Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
- I Didnt Know They Had Hats
- I got arrested
- I Guess Thats Fair
- I Like Monkeys
- I think that Im a chicken
- Id die for you...
- Ill use my seeing eye dog
- IN YOUR LIES
- Indian Promiscuity
- Indian Universal Language
- Instant Cow Attraction!
- Insulting Parrot
- Investigating a terrible accident
- Its a cats world after all!
- Jesus & the Robber
- Jesus Is Gonna Get You
- Jesus is Watching
- Jesus Saves
- Jewish Dog Does Tricks
- Kangaphant
- Kangaroo Sleepovers
- Kewl Cat Quips!
- King of the Jungle...
- Knock knock... cows
- Knock Knock... Roxanne
- Lab Monkeys
- Lice-nse to Ill
- Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
- Lisping Midget
- LIZARDS
- Lonely
- Love Stinks
- Lucky dog
- Lunatic & his dog
- Mad Cow Disease
- Mad Cow Disease
- Mad Cow!
- Mad Dog!
- Make a Sentence
- Math Dog
- Meals on Wheels
- Miss Muffet
- Missing goat
- Missy in heat
- mommy
- More Brains Than Dogs
- Moron
- Mosquito and camel
- Mouse ran up her leg
- Movie dog
- MS Vs GM
- Ms. Piggy Counts
- My dog named sex
- My Paw
- Naked man
- National Books About the Elelphant
- Never talk to the parrot
- New Dinosaur Theory?
- New dog breed
- NIGHT SHIFT
- No Sex on the Ark!
- Not Going To Try This Again
- Ode to a Glow Worm
- Oh Deer!
- One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
- One-Eyed Blonde
- Outside a Dog...
- Outside a Dog...
- Packing Elephants
- Panda Bear
- Pantyhose
- Parrot Talk
- Pay the Price
- Penguin & JFK, Jr.
- Penguin Delivery Service
- Penguin goes into a bar
- Pic & Sav
- Pig In A Bar
- Pig In Summer
- Pig-ipede
- piggy
- Pink Parts
- Pitbull and PMS
- Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
- Polar Bears
- Poof! Youre a dog.
- Poor Couple
- Praying Parrots
- Preparing Chickens
- Psychiatrists Best Friend
- Puppy Love
- Purchasing a new bird
- Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
- Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
- Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
- Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
- Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
- Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
- Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
- Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
- Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
- Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
- Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
- Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
- Q: What has four legs and an arm?
- Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
- Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
- Q: What kind of dog tells time?
- Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
- Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
- Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
- Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
- Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
- Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
- Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
- Q: Why do birds fly South?
- Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
- Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
- Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
- Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
- Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
- Q: Why dont they play poker in the jungle?
- Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
- Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
- Question and answer animal jokes
- Quiz For My Smart Friends
- Rabid Dogs are Useful
- Raven and Dog
- Regular toad and horny toad
- Return the Dog
- Rocket Science
- Rodeo
- Rubber Chicken
- Rules for Cats
- Rules For Stray Cats
- Rules of Ettiquette for Inexperienced Cats
- Sabi
- sandpaper
- Sandwich
- Saving the Oppossum!
- Scared Monkey
- Screwing Rooster
- Seagulls Final Resting Place
- Self-Explanatory
- Sex With Gorilla
- Sharing a Donkey
- Shoot The Pig
- Shooting an Elephant
- Short cat riddles
- Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
- Singled Out
- Skipped Church Lately?
- Skunk
- Skunked Again
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Dog
- Smart Rooster
- Snails Pace
- Sons Devoted to Mom
- Statue Fantasy
- Steven Wright on dogs
- Stupid master
- Susie walkin the dog!
- Swallowed A Mouse
- Talking Dog
- Talking Dog
- Talking Dog
- Tasks for easy Cash
- Taxidermist
- Teachers Pet
- Teddy bear
- Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.
- Thanksgiving Turkey
- The amazing flying dog
- The Ant
- The Bear and the Rabbit 2
- The big pause
- The Brown and White Cows!
- The Cat And the Milkman
- The chicken
- The Chicken and The Egg
- The Chicks Fire
- The Chihuahua
- The cow?
- The Creation of Man
- The Dead Dog
- The Dead Dog
- The difference between a cat and a comma
- The Dog
- The Elephant
- The Enchanted Snake
- The Farmers Prize Goat
- The Fly
- The Foul Mouthed Parrot
- The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
- The funeral!
- The great rabbit escape!
- The high price of suede
- The Law of the Jungle
- The Lion
- The little puppy
- The little puppy
- The Lyin King
- The Magician and the Parrot
- The monkey and the pool ball
- The moral of the story is...
- The Most Unfriendly Error Message
- The Mule
- The Ocotpus!
- The Other Side
- The Panda Bear
- The parrot and the plumber
- The parrot who wouldnt talk.
- The plumber has arrived
- The plumber has arrived
- The preacher buys a parrot
- The Rabbit and The Bear
- The Rich Lady and her Butler
- The Road Runner
- The Rooster
- The Secret Diary of a Cat
- The Seven Dwarfs
- The Smartest Dog Ever
- The snail
- The Snake
- The snake and the new glasses
- The Special Pig
- The Speech
- The story of the bats
- The Talking Frog
- THE TALKING PARROTS
- The teacher
- The Teachers Gift
- The Three Moles
- The Three-legged Pig
- The Toy
- The Very Special Parrot!
- The Walrus
- There was just a dog fight
- Theyre boasting about race records
- Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
- Things Ive Learned From My Cat
- This dog is acting bad
- This is one smart dog
- THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS!
- Three (other) little pigs...
- Three Dogs
- Three Dogs
- Three Hunters
- Three in one
- Three legged Donkey
- Three very tough mice
- Three-legged Dog
- Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
- Tigger.
- Tortoise with no legs
- Trying To Fly
- Turkey Rhythm
- Turtle Crossing
- Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
- Twelve Inch Pianist
- Two fools are about to go flying
- Two Old Men
- Two roaches having a discussion
- Unique Parrot
- User Guide
- Vampire Blood Bath
- Ventriloquist and the Indian
- Vet
- Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland
- Warning: Ignore the parrot!
- Washing the Dog
- Washing the Dog
- Water On The Inside
- We Can Fix It
- Weasel chomping
- Whale of a Story.
- what
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog...
- What do you call a dog...
- What do you call...
- What Sex is Polly?
- What, Exactly, Are Cats?
- Whats The Difference?
- Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
- Who is Marylou?!?
- Who Let The Blondes Out?
- Whoops!
- Whos That Dog?
- Why did the chicken cross the road ?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
- Whyd the chicken cross the road?
- Wifes Birthday
- Windows 95
- Words to live by
- Worries about mad cow disease
- Yabba Dabba
- Yo mama so fat...
- yo mama so fat...
- Yo Mamas So Fat... Zoo
- Yo mamas So Stupid...Penguin
- Yo mamas So Ugly
- You could feed them a lot faster
- You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
- You Filthy F***ing Parrot
- Youre So Fat
- Youre So Ugly
- Zebras in heaven
- Category: Answering Machine
- Category: Aviation
- 10. In the Star Wars universe,
- 2001 Darwin Awards
- A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- A helicopter was flying around
- A man is drowning in the sea...
- A Misuse of NASA Technology
- A plane flying in the 1930s
- Aerial Photography
- Air Force One crashes
- Airline Announcements
- Airline announcements
- Airline service
- Airline service
- Airline Terminology
- Airline woes
- Airlines running operating systems
- Airlines running operating systems
- Airplane Ride
- All that glitters ...
- Amputee Escaping
- An airline pilot with a PR problem
- An engineer and a programer
- An engineer and a programmer
- Another Micheal Jackson Joke!
- Applying to college
- Area 51
- As They Get Old . . .
- Bad landing
- Being Finicky, Are You?
- Big ears
- Blonde flight attendant
- Boarding from what gate?
- Bumper Snicker
- Cajun hunters
- Canadian Hunters
- Captain
- Christmasat the airport
- Collected airplane humor
- Crashing airplane joke: British Airways
- Dear Pastor - the tales children write
- Dont be on this flight
- Dont be on this flight
- Engine trouble
- Engine Trouble
- Extreme bumper stickers (mature)
- Fall TV Preview 2001: WB (adult)
- Fear of bombs on planes
- Flying lessons
- Flying without a parachute
- Free flight
- Giving the People What they Want
- God Bless Us
- God Will Save Me..
- Half off these tickets
- Helicopter pilot gets lost in Seattle
- I deserve a first class seat
- Id like to ride in that airplane
- If Operating Systems Were Airplanes
- Im a Photographer, Not a...
- INTER OFFICE
- ISlAmaBAD Airport?
- Italian immigrants in the unemployment office
- Jewish gentleman and two Arab businessmen on an Air France flight
- Late one afternoon, the Air
- Lawyer in a Plane Crash
- Like ships in the night
- Lost in the baloon
- Lou Alcinder aka. Kareem Abdul Jabbar
- Madonna, Britney and Christina
- Madonna, Britney, Cristina
- Microsoft to the Rescue
- Moose Hunting
- Mr Datas Twas the Night Before Christmas (Star Trek)
- Newsgroups that flopped
- Nothing can stop the US Air Force
- Notty airline pilot
- Ode to old soldier
- One Liners
- Parachute!
- Penguin Tipping
- Perverse Guide to Jobhunting
- Pilot error
- Pilot Joke
- Pilots and Condoms
- Plane ride
- Ponderous Notions
- Rattling airplane over Scotland
- Real flight announcements
- Results of damage testing
- Royal Air Force doing some bird watching
- Rules for flight
- Shark Tank: Never mind (tech support issues)
- Shotgun Weddings
- Smart ladies
- Star Wars -vs- Star Trek
- Stranger than fiction: Flying lawn chair
- Stumpy and Martha
- Sublimation
- The 2 Hunters
- The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation (Offensive to Pilots)
- The blind skydiver
- The chief of staff of
- The Christmas airport
- The dangers of friendly greetings
- The End is Near
- The flying farmer
- The flying farmer
- The intellectuals night before Xmas
- The loss of engines
- The Moose Hunters
- The most intelligent person
- The No Frills airline
- The Piano Player
- The plane is crashing into the ocean
- The Second World War history
- The smartest guy in the world
- The Top 15 Surprises
- The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
- The whole world could be happy
- The whole world could be happy
- The worlds smartest man?
- There are lawyers on the flight
- Theres a parrot on the plane
- Things to Ponder
- This Is a Recording
- This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
- This is your captain speaking.
- Those raccoons are not luggage
- To Err is Hitler
- Top 20 U.S.Air advertising slogans
- Top Things You Dont Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- Tornado Research Grant Proposal
- Training Iraqi Pilots
- Twas The Night Before Christmas (Government Style)
- Two Hunters in Canada
- US Air Force Maintenance
- US Apology to the Peoples Republic of China
- Vanity Plates
- Wacky Whirly Birds
- What just happened here?
- What was the problem before?
- Where Am I!!!
- Why Captain Janeway is Better Than Captain Picard
- Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
- World War II Pilots
- You Might be a Michigander
- You must be full of crap!
- Category: Bar
- $100
- $2000
- $2000 cash prize
- 12 inch prick
- 12 Shots
- 12 shots
- 12 Shots
- 12 Shots
- 12 Y.O. Scotch
- 12-inch pianist
- 14 pints of Guinness
- 15 shots
- 15 Signs You Drank Too Much
- 15 Signs You Drank Too Much
- 16 Things That Annoy
- 1998 Bumper Stickers
- 2 drunks bar hopping
- 2 pieces of meat at a bar.
- 20 dollars
- 20 Pound Texas Baby
- 20 Pound Texas Baby (adult)
- 200 More Dollars
- 3 bits of string
- 3 bits of string
- 3 guys and a bar by:
- 3 inch man
- 3 inch man
- 3 little pigs
- 3 little pigs
- 3 pints please
- 3 Please
- 3 vampires in a bar
- 5 shots
- 5 SHOTS
- 5 Stages of Being Drunk
- 6 Double Vodkas
- 6 Shots of Jagermeister
- 6 Shots of Whiskey
- 7 Shots of Vodka!
- A C minor chord walks into a bar...
- A Beautiful Thing
- A bet made at the local bar
- A Blonde walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string
- A brain goes to a local bar
- A canadian in a Texas bar...
- A depressed-looking regular enters a bar...
- A Donkey And A Bar
- A Drink Problem
- A Drunk Nose
- A drunk orders himself a beer
- A drunk stammers out
- A dyslexic walks into a bra...
- A Good Bud is Hard target
- A Good Bud is Hard to Find
- A gorilla walks into a bar...
- A grasshopper walks into a bar
- A guy sees a pretty lady at the
- A guy walks in and
- A Guy Walks Into A Bar
- A guy walks into a bar and asks...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a double shot of Vodka...
- A guy walks into a bar....
- A head walks into a bar...
- A Horse Walks Into a Bar
- A Horse Walks Into a Bar
- A Horse Walks Into a bar
- A little fella walks into
- A little head
- A man and a woman were involved
- A man and a woman were involved in a terrible ...
- A man goes into a bar
- A man takes the ferry home from work
- A man walks into a bar
- A man walks into a bar..
- A man walks into a bar...
- A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar...
- A man, a bar and the jumper cables
- A mushroom walks into a bar.
- A neutron at a bar
- A Night Out
- A nun arrives at the local bar
- A nun arrives at the local bar
- A panda walks into a bar...
- A pig walks into a bar
- A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- A Pleasant Exchange
- A polish man in bar
- A Rainbow of Devotion
- A Rainbow of Devotion
- A regular at Bobs Bar
- A seal visits a local bar
- A special dog
- A taxidermist Goes South
- A turtle called Speedy
- A very depressed man
- A Very Special Bar
- After work drinks
- Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing
- Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing
- Alcoholic Side-Effect
- All Lawyers are Assh
- All lawyers are assholes
- All the Drinks are Free
- All You Can Drink
- All You Can Drink
- All You Can Drink
- All You Can Drink
- Alligator
- Alligator in Bar
- Alligatoris Fidelis
- Alligators
- Amazing
- Amazing Frog
- American Beer
- Amputee in a bar
- An Alien walks into a bar...
- An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
- An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman
- An Irishman is sitting at a bar and he turns to the man next to him.
- An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub...
- And how well can *you* play?
- Are you my wife?
- Are You Really Jesus?
- Arm Less Drinker
- Armed Robbery
- Arriving home very drunk
- Bad Car Day
- Bad Car Day
- Bad Dog!
- Balogna
- Bar
- Bar Bet
- Bar Cowboy
- Bar Flies
- Bar Flies
- Bar Joke
- Bar Joke
- Bar Joke
- Bar Joke
- Bar pickup
- Bar scene
- Bar Tab in Alaska
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Barmen
- Bartender
- Bartender
- Bartender and Drink
- Bartender Help
- bartender survey
- Be careful what you wish for...
- Be careful whose fingers you have in your mouth.
- Bear Drinking
- Bear in Bar
- Bear walks into a bar...
- Beaten up Irish man
- Been Messin wit
- Beer Brothers
- Beer Brothers
- Beer Festival
- Beer Goggles
- Beer Goggles
- Beer Goggles
- Beer Machismo
- Beer Machismo
- Beer Presidents Have a Beer
- Beer Troubleshooting
- Beer Troubleshooting
- Beer Warnings...
- Best Friend
- Best Friend
- Best Friend
- Best Friend
- Best Steak
- Best Steak
- Bet With Caution
- Betcha $500.00!
- Bigger than a horse
- Black man with a parrot
- Blind man and his dog
- Blondes Love Puzzles
- Blondes Love Puzzles
- Bologna sandwich in a bar
- Braggadocio
- Braggadocio
- Bridge Jumping
- Brothers
- Brrr!
- Bugs n Bars
- Buy Everyone a Round
- Calorie counting? (adult)
- Can I Buy You a Drink
- Can I Smell Something
- Caught by Boyfriend
- Celebrating
- Celebrating
- Celebration
- Celtic Mortality
- Celtic Mortality
- Charge By The Inch
- Charge By The Inch
- Cheap drinker
- Cheeseburger
- chinese bar
- Circus owner in bar
- Circus owner in bar
- Cogito, ergo sum.
- Coke Idiot
- confused drunk
- Cooking Turkey
- Country Boy in a Gay
- Cowboy goes in a gay bar..........
- Cowboy in bar
- Crawling Home
- Cunning man
- Cybernetic Implants
- Dancer
- Dead Duck
- Dead Duck
- Deadbeat in a Bar
- Deadbeat in a Bar
- Deadbeat in a Bar
- Deadbeat in a Bar
- Deaf Men in a Bar
- Death in the Family
- Dennis Rodman
- Dennis Rodman
- Dentist picks up
- Depressed
- Depressed in bar
- Dickens and the Martini
- Dickens and the Martini
- Dickens and the Martini
- Does your dog bite?
- Dog
- Dog vs. Fox
- Donkey in the bar
- Dont mess with this cowboy
- Double Martini on the Rocks
- Dribble Martini
- Drink fault-finding guide
- Drink For The Women
- Drinking Bet
- Drinking Buddies
- Drinking Buddies
- Drinking Buddies
- Drinking Contest
- Drinking for His Brothers
- Drinking Truth
- Driving home very drunk
- Driving Mr. Murphy Home
- Druggie Bear
- Drunk 911 Call
- Drunk and a Giraffe
- Drunk and Arthritis
- Drunk and Arthritis
- Drunk at Your Door
- Drunk Date
- Drunk Driver
- Drunk driver?
- Drunk Irish
- Drunk Jerk
- Drunk Jerk
- Drunk Lady In Bar
- Drunk man not getting any drinks
- Drunk Meter Maid
- Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral
- drunk night
- Drunk Superhero
- Drunk Superhero
- Drunk Superhero
- Drunk Test
- Drunk, Go Home!
- Drunken Donut II: The Cop
- Drunken Donut II: The Return
- Drunken Fools
- Drunken Man and Blonde
- Drunken Man and Blonde
- Drunken Mick who falls keeps falling on his face
- Duck walks into bar
- Dumb Crooks Roundup
- Dumb Crooks Roundup
- Dyslexic
- Dyslexic
- Empire State Building Fall
- English drinking
- Ever Seen a Panda with a Gun?
- Ever Slept with an Ugly Woman
- Everything is big in Texas
- Fag bar
- Fall-Down Drunk
- Fall-Down Drunk
- Fall-Down Drunk
- Famous Scientists Joke
- Fax
- Female hormones in beer
- Female Hormones in Beer
- fight
- Fighting for Virginia
- Fighting with mr. Riley
- Finding The Car
- First time oral sex
- Flies In The Beer
- Flies In The Beer
- Fly In My Guinness
- Fly In My Guinness
- Flying pill
- Foot long liter
- Four Finger Grip
- Four Gay men in a Bar
- Fraid Knot
- Free drinks for everyone
- Free Falling Jerk
- Frog and rat in bar
- Fun with wind patterns
- Funny Bumper Stickers
- Gay Bar
- Gay bar
- Gay Bar Blues
- generous drinker
- Get it Straight
- Get it Straight
- Get it Straight
- Get Your Ire Up
- Get Your Ire Up
- Getting Served at a Pub
- Ghost dog in bar
- Give Me A ....
- Give Me A Double
- Give Me A Double
- Give Me A Double
- Give Me A Double
- Godawful Pickup Line
- Godawful Pickup Line
- Goin Nuts
- Gold Bar
- Golden Bar Joke
- Golden Urinal
- Gone Fishing
- Good Samaritan
- Goose
- Gorilla drinks
- gorrilla
- Got Any Grapes?
- Got Any Grapes?
- Got Any Grapes?
- Got Any Grapes?
- Got Anything Smaller
- Got Every Woman in Town
- Grapes
- Grasshopper
- Guess The Name
- Guiness a real drink
- Guiness and women
- Guy spits into glass
- Guy talks to barman
- Guy Walks into a Bar...
- Guys take man home
- Hanks Beard
- Having a Beer
- Having a Beer With Your Brothers
- Having a Beer With Your Brothers
- He is a very fast drinker
- Heading for Trouble
- Heading for Trouble
- Heading for Trouble
- Heading for Trouble
- Healing Touch
- Heartburn
- Help! Poleesh!
- High tech watch
- Hippie in a Bar
- Hippie in a Bar
- Hippo in a Bar
- Hitler and the cowboys (poss. off. to Jewish)
- Hitler and the cowboys (poss. off. to Jewish)
- Holey Ice Cubes
- Hooligan Hijinx
- Hooligan Hijinx
- Hooligan Hijinx
- Horse Tears
- Horse Tears
- Hot and Juicy
- hot girl in the Bar
- How drunk are you? Official drinking test
- How Many Bars
- How Many Men to Open
- How Many Men to Open a Beer?
- How Old Scotch?
- How to Get a Free Drink
- Huntin and Drinking
- Huntin Nerds
- I am afraid of that tarmac
- I bet I can bite both of my eyes
- I didnt get any money this time
- I dont owe anything for this drink
- I get so drunk that I imagine things
- I have a magical dancing duck
- I know you were drunk yesterday
- I Nearly Pissed Myself
- I Nearly Pissed Myself
- I Need a Drink
- I Need A Drink!
- I only ordered a double
- I think Ill try a nicer approach
- I Thought You Were My Wife
- If she went out with me
- If You Were my Husband
- If You Were my Husband...
- Ill Screw Anybody (adult)
- Ill trust you that you paid
- Im just trying to be helpful
- Im not Drunk...
- Im Only Tribute
- Im Only Tribute Drinking
- Im trying to prove a point
- Impersonating as a lawyer (adult)
- International Beer Sell
- International Beer Syndrome
- Iowan Visits Arkansas
- Irish DUI
- Irish DUI
- Irishman Drunk and Fell
- Irishman walked into a bar...
- Is my dick longer than your cats tail?
- Jelly Bean and Smartie
- Jets Fans, Beware
- Jumper cables
- Jumper cables
- Just A Juggaloo
- Just idle conversation...
- Just Keep Drinking!
- Just Keep Drinking!
- Just Lays There
- Just Lays There!
- Just think about it for a minute ...
- Karate Chop
- Karate Chop
- Karate Chop
- Killing some nerds
- King of Beers
- Kiss That Horse
- Kiss That Horses Ass
- Koala bear and oral sex
- Koala in a bar
- Ladies Toilet
- Laloo in New York
- Lawyer and Drunk
- Lawyers & Assholes
- Left it at the pub
- Levitating Beer
- Libraries Are Sexy
- Libraries Are Sexy
- Like Woman?
- Like Women?
- Little Pianist
- Lobster and the crab
- Lone Ranger returns
- Looking to buy a frog?
- Lost girlfriend
- Lunch
- Lunch
- Mad Martin
- Magic Mirror
- Making a bet at a bar
- Male and female drinking profiles
- Man goes to a Chinese restaurant...
- man in bar
- Man with no arms
- Man with small head
- Manhattan with a Plum
- Many shots of tequilla
- Martooni
- Maybe offensive to some, especially processed meat
- Men are like...
- MEN!!!!!!!!!!!
- Missappropriated Chump
- Missappropriated Churchill Quote
- Mistaken Identity
- Modern Conveniences
- Monkey
- Monkey business
- Monkey in bar
- Monkey Joke
- Monkey on a string
- Monkeying Around
- Moooooo!
- Mop bucket
- Mouse Tattoo
- Mr. Peanut never talked
- My Best Buddy!
- My First Time
- My girlfriend is out in the car
- Name
- Need Bread
- Need Olives
- Nerdz
- Nerdz
- Nerdz
- Neutron in bar
- Neutrons
- New Gorilla in Bar
- Newly issued alcohol warnings
- Nice Peanuts
- Nine martini nightcap
- No beer for a bear in Big Bill Burger Bar
- No natural light
- Notre Dame Joke
- NY bartender
- Ode to beer
- Offensive to Construction workers and Leprechauns
- Old joke - horses + bars
- Old joke - horses + bars
- On top of Empire State Building
- One for my friend
- One More Son..
- One Too Many
- One Too Many
- Only two drinks tonight
- Order
- Ostrich in a Bar
- Outwitted
- Panda
- Panda In A Bar
- Panty Joke
- Payback IS a Bit...
- Penguin
- Perestroika
- Pianist
- Pig In A Bar
- Pig In A Bar
- Pig In A Bar
- Pirate
- Pirate visits bar
- Piss Drunk
- Piss Drunk
- Piss Drunk
- Piss Drunk
- Poor farmer
- popo
- Potato down pants
- Priest and Rabbi...
- Prostitute at bar
- Pulled Over
- Pulled Over
- Quarter
- Queer walks into a bar.
- Rabbi up to the bar, boys
- Racist Attack
- Ready to Go Home
- Ready to Go Home Yet
- Ready to Go Home Yet?
- Ready to Go Home Yet?
- Reason To Drink
- Reasons to allow drinking at work
- Regulations
- Ren Descartes walked into a pub.
- Rottweiler at bar
- Round for the house
- Rounds Of Drinks
- Rover
- Rude Drunk
- Rude Drunk
- rude jerk
- Saint Patricks
- Saint Patricks
- Saint Patricks Day Bar Troubleshooting
- Sales
- SAMWHICH
- Sandwich goes into a bar
- Science humour
- Scotch Please
- Scottish guy walks into a bar in Cuba
- Seeing Eye Chihuahua
- Seeing Eye Dog
- Self-Explanatory
- Self-Explanatory
- Selling the Wife
- Sevnty-five Cents
- Sexy Timepiece
- Sexy Timepiece
- Shine On, You Crazy
- Shine On, You Crazy
- Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy!
- Shirt Pocket
- Shouting the Bar
- Shy guy in bar
- Sick of Her
- Sign of the Times
- Signs That You are Too Drunk
- Signs That You are Truely Drunk
- Signs That Your Drunk
- Signs That Youre A Drunk
- Signs You Have a Hang Over
- Signs You Have a Hangover
- Six Double Vodkas
- Slammin em down!
- Sleeping around
- Small head
- Snail visits bar
- Sobriety test
- Some very common traits in two drunks
- Some yogurt visits a local bar
- Someone stole things from me
- Sotally Tober
- Sour Grapes
- Spanish Fly vs Jewish Fly
- Speech Impediment
- Spent Paycheck
- Squeezing Juice out of a Lemon
- Squeezing the lemon
- St Patrick was gay
- Steering Wheel
- Steering wheel
- Strongest Bartender
- Subway Party
- Susies Legs
- Taxi Fare
- Taxi Fare
- Taxi Fare
- Taxidermist
- Taxman wins $1000
- Telling a Newfie joke in a bar
- Termite Fun.
- Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.
- Termite Fun. Yep, Terrible
- The $100 Bet
- The Asylum Loonies..
- The Baby Seal
- The Ballerina
- The Bar
- The Bar Bet
- The Bar on the 23rd Floor
- The bar!
- The barman and the dog.
- The bartender asks the guy
- The Beer Prayer
- The Bet
- The Blonde at a Bar
- The Budweiser Method
- The Cautious Monkey
- The counter-lunch
- The Cowboy whose horse gets stolen
- The Crying Horse
- The customs of an Irishman
- the diaper and the elephant
- The Donkey
- THE DRUNK
- The Drunk
- the drunk
- The Duck
- The duck in the bar
- The duck in the bar
- The Fight!
- The Gay in the Bar
- The Golden Toilet
- The Golden Toilet
- The Hamster
- The head
- The Healer
- The Irishmans Wish
- The Irishmans Wishes
- The Latin Professor
- The lemon squeezer
- The Magic drink
- The Moose
- The number twelve goes to a bar
- The Ocotpus!
- The painted horse
- The Piano Player
- The Pirate
- The Pirate and the Steering Wheel
- The Pony
- The Regular
- The right watch
- The Salvation Army
- The short bartender
- The Special Challenge
- The story of a very short man
- The talking dog
- The Telepathic Watch!
- The Test!
- The Test!
- The UCLA - USC game
- The Walk Home
- The wife is not speaking to me
- The wife is not speaking to me
- The Wind
- There is a monkey in the bar
- There was this little guy sitting
- They are stopped by the police
- This guy goes into a
- This guy walks into a small town bar...
- This pill allows you to fly
- This tells me that I must be drunk
- This truck driver
- Three bulls-eyes in a row wins a prize
- Three ducks were sitting at a bar...
- Three men
- Three Pigs
- Three Pints
- Three Strings Walk Into a Bar
- Three Strings Walk Into a Bar
- Three Strings Walk Into the Bar
- Three vampires go to a bar
- Three vampires in Transylvanian bar
- Time To Go Home
- Tiny pianist
- Titanic!
- Toilet Hygiene
- Too Many
- Too Much Drink?
- Top 10 reasons I shouldve stayed single
- Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- Trick Alligator
- Trouble
- Troubleshooting your bar or pub
- Two Aliens
- Two donkeys walk into a bar...
- Two Dwarfs in a Bar
- Two guys walk into a bar
- two irishmen
- Two men walked into a bar
- Two men were sitting next...
- Two old drunks
- Two piggies walk into a bar...
- Two-bit Girlfriend
- Two-bit Whore
- Very Bad News
- Very large Bic cigarette lighter
- Viagra Wont Work
- Waitpersons from hell
- Wanna Dance... I mean youre fat
- War Wound?
- Water
- Were Lesbians
- What causes people to have arthritis?
- What Happened in Texas
- What Happened in Texas
- What Happened in Texas
- What is this?
- What You Got?
- What, No Golden Goos
- Whats in a drink?
- Whats its Name?
- Whats the Pubs Name
- When you have no money how to get free drinks
- Where is this bus going?
- Wheres the Bathroom?
- Which hole?
- Whiskey no worms
- Who can say this sentence?
- Who gave you those black eyes?
- Who has got the longest penis?
- Who keeps saying those things?
- Who needs women
- Wife Control
- Win $10,000
- Wine Warnings
- Wish I could do that..
- Women pleasing dog
- Women with duck
- World records
- Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
- Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
- You cant bring that dog in this bar
- You Know Youre
- You Know Youre Out Of College When...
- You looked a lot like my wife
- Youre a wanker
- Category: Blind
- A blind man in a store
- A blind man in a store
- A blind man in Texas
- A blind man vists the state of Texas
- Blind Man
- BLind man and the fish factory
- Blind Man at a Beach
- Blind question and answer jokes
- Blind question and answer jokes
- dicipline your blind kid
- Seeing Eye Dogs
- Stargazing
- Tell me what I am
- There is a blind man here to see you
- yo mama
- Category: Blonde
- $200
- 1/2 Blonde
- 1/2 Blonde
- 10 Blonde Science Fair Projects
- 10 most likely descriptions of my internet girlfriend
- 140 million iraqis and 1 blonde
- 2 blondes
- 2 Blondes & Disney World
- 2 blondes wallpapering
- 2 really dopey blondes
- 21, 21, 21...
- 3 Blonde Shorties!
- 3 Blonde Shorties!
- 3 Blonde Shorties!
- 3 blondes
- 3 blondes
- 3 blondes and a genie
- 3 Blondes in a House
- 3 Clean Blonde Jokes
- 3 funny car License Plates
- 3 wishes
- 3 women
- 3rd Graders
- 50 Blonde Jokes
- 51 Days
- 51 Days
- 88, 89...
- 911
- 911
- A Bad Day
- A Blonde (male) joke I hadnt heard before.
- A blonde a brunette and a
- A Blonde Affair
- A Blonde and a Brunette
- A Blonde and a Waitress
- A blonde and her red head husband
- A Blonde Astronaut
- A Blonde At A Bar
- A Blonde At A Bar
- A Blonde At A Bar
- A blonde buys a thermos
- A blonde changes her babys diapers only once every month.
- A blonde decides to do
- A blonde driving lesson
- A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
- A blonde goes to a doctor and
- A Blonde Goes to the Library?
- A blonde in a Hardware store
- A Blonde In Flight School
- A Blonde in Las Vegas
- A blonde learns to fly
- A Blonde Question.
- A Blonde Question.
- A Blonde Question.
- A blonde stumped by a jigsaw puzzle
- A Blonde Visit to D.C.
- A Blonde Visit to D.C.
- A Blonde Visit to D.C.
- A blonde was given the
- A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night
- A blonde went to buy
- A blonde who knows her geography
- A Blonde with Earrings
- A blonde, a brunette and a slight dandruff problem
- A Blondes Bad Day
- A Blondes Bad Day
- A Blondes Brain at work
- A Blondes Dream
- A Blondes Dream
- A Blondes Dream
- A Blondes Lost Mirror
- a brick and a blonde
- A bunch of blonde jokes...
- A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
- A cop saw a car
- A corny blonde joke
- A Cowboy and his Horse
- A few Q and As
- A Flaky Blonde
- A Flaky Blonde
- A flaky Blonde
- A Harrowing Horse Ride
- A joke my father always liked...
- A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not
- A man met a beautiful
- A man walks into a bar
- A Rainbow of Devotion
- A really Corny Joke
- A redhead and a blonde were sitting on the front steps
- A Side Order of Blondes
- A State Trooper pulls blonde lady driver over
- A Stranded Blonde
- Accidents
- Accidents
- Accountant Math!
- Accountant Math!
- Adjustable Steering Wheel
- Adventures in Disneyand
- Adventures in Disneyland
- Affairs With Men
- Affairs With Men
- after sex
- Again
- air
- Air Head on a Beer
- Air Mattress
- Airline
- Airline
- All about men...
- All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
- Allergic
- Allergic
- Alligator shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alzheimers
- Alzheimers
- AM radio
- An Old Mans Woes
- And he faced his mortality.....
- And shes no blond.....
- Andy is Gods son
- Another Blonde Joke
- Another Blonde Joke
- Another Dumb Blonde
- Another Dumb Blonde
- Another Dumb Blonde
- Another test
- Apple and a Blonde
- Are You Management Material?
- Artificial Intelligence
- Artificial Intelligence
- Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
- As a trucker stops for
- Ash Blonde
- At College
- At College
- At the convention of blondes
- At the Porno Store
- Attempted Murder
- Attempted Suicide
- Autoblonde
- Awkward Elevator Ride
- B.O. Blonde
- BAAAAH!
- BAAAAH!
- BAAAAH!
- Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
- Bad Day Blondie
- Bad day for a Blonde
- Bagging
- Bake A Long Time
- Bake A Long Time
- Ball-Type
- Bang! Im Blonde!
- Barber Shop
- Barber Shop
- Barber Shop
- Barbie & Britney
- Barbie and Britney
- Bartender
- Bashing Blondes...part 1!
- Bashing Blondes...part 1!
- Bashing Blondes...part 2!
- Bashing Blondes...part 2!
- Bashing Blondes...part 3!
- Bashing Blondes...part 3!
- Bear Tracks
- Beat me half to death
- Behind A Steering Wheel
- Behind A Steering Wheel
- Being a democrat (adult)
- Bellybuttons
- Bermuda Triangle
- Bermuda Triangle
- Best Anti Joke EVER
- Best For Dinner
- Best For Dinner
- Between Two Brunettes
- Between Two Brunettes
- Beware the Blonde Terrorist
- Big Ben Blonde
- Big Red Truck
- Big Red Truck
- Bigfoot and Blonde
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Bill Gates dies and
- Bill Gates Dies and Goes to Hell
- Bill Gates Goes to Hell
- Bill Gates in Hell
- Bionde or the brunett?
- Bird Killer
- Black, blue and brow
- Blind man and the blondes
- Blinker
- Blinker
- Bllllonnndddee
- Blockbuster Night
- BLOND
- Blond and Brunette
- Blond computer joke
- Blond find shopping hard!
- Blond gettting a haircut
- blond joke
- Blond medical terminology
- blond on a computer
- Blonde
- Blonde
- Blonde
- Blonde
- blonde
- blonde
- Blonde
- Blonde
- Blonde & Brunette
- Blonde - Contractor
- Blonde - Death in the Family
- Blonde - Detectives
- Blonde - Drowning
- Blonde - Transplant
- Blonde - Two Coats
- Blonde -Laugh
- Blonde AI
- Blonde Alumna
- Blonde Ambition
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building
- Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
- Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff
- Blonde and a Microwave
- Blonde and a Mosquito
- Blonde and a pinata
- blonde and a pool table
- Blonde and a Turtle
- Blonde and alligator shoes
- Blonde and Calculator
- Blonde and computers
- Blonde and Dog
- Blonde and Easter Bunny
- Blonde and Genie
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Blonde and Headlamp
- Blonde and her job interview...
- Blonde and her job interview...
- Blonde and House
- Blonde and House
- Blonde and lawyer quizz
- Blonde and lawyer quizz
- Blonde and License Plates
- Blonde and Missed Bus
- Blonde and Officer
- Blonde and Picture
- Blonde and Pizza
- Blonde and Pizza
- Blonde AND Polish!
- Blonde AND Polish!
- Blonde and Psychiatrist
- Blonde and Psychiatrist
- Blonde and Redhead
- Blonde and the Bottle Cap
- Blonde and the Firemen!
- Blonde and the mosquito
- Blonde and the pop machine.
- Blonde and the Sheepherder
- Blonde and Toothbrush
- Blonde and Toothbrush
- Blonde Animal Lover
- Blonde at electronics store
- Blonde at Starbucks
- Blonde at the Appliance Store
- Blonde at the doctor
- Blonde at the gyno
- Blonde at the Supermarket
- Blonde babe and defective nails
- Blonde bank robbers
- Blonde Bank Robbery
- Blonde Battallion
- Blonde Bicycle
- Blonde bomber
- Blonde bombshell
- Blonde Boobies
- Blonde Boys
- Blonde Brain Cells
- Blonde brain cells
- Blonde Braincells
- Blonde Brains
- Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
- Blonde business skills
- Blonde Buys a TV
- Blonde by cornfield
- blonde car
- Blonde car accident
- Blonde Car Crash
- Blonde Car Hijinx!
- Blonde Carpenter
- Blonde Coffee
- Blonde Coffee Drinker
- Blonde computer joke
- Blonde Construction
- Blonde count to 70?
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde Cowboy
- Blonde Coyote
- Blonde Coyote
- Blonde Coyote
- Blonde Crossing
- Blonde Data
- Blonde Data
- Blonde deodorant
- Blonde Destroyer
- Blonde Destroyer
- Blonde Diet
- Blonde doing dumb things
- Blonde Driver going too fast
- Blonde Driving
- Blonde Driving
- Blonde E-Mail
- Blonde Father
- Blonde Fish Killer
- Blonde fixing her car
- Blonde Friday
- Blonde gets coffee
- Blonde gets haircut
- Blonde getting a haircut
- Blonde Girlfriend
- Blonde goes on a trip
- Blonde Goes to the Airport
- Blonde going to the airport
- Blonde Golfers
- Blonde Grenadier
- Blonde hair salon
- Blonde Half-Wit
- Blonde has lunch in a nice restaurant
- Blonde helicopter pilot
- Blonde Hijacker
- Blonde Hijinx
- Blonde History Lesson.
- Blonde History Lesson.
- Blonde History Lesson.
- Blonde Hits the Ground Last
- Blonde Homesteaders
- Blonde Homesteaders
- Blonde Horse Ranch
- Blonde Horse Sense
- Blonde Horse Sense
- Blonde Horseback Riding
- Blonde Horses Around
- Blonde House Fire
- Blonde House Party
- Blonde Ice Fishing
- Blonde in a Barber Shop
- Blonde in a boat.
- Blonde in a Car
- blonde in a circle
- Blonde in a Lamborghini
- Blonde in a Library
- Blonde in a Snowstorm
- Blonde in a Snowstorm
- Blonde in a Swimming Race
- Blonde in a Tree
- Blonde in a Tree
- Blonde in a wheat field
- Blonde in an Elevator
- Blonde in bar
- Blonde in College
- Blonde in court
- Blonde in Disguise
- Blonde in Exam
- Blonde in front of a firing squad.
- Blonde in Natchitoches
- Blonde in Pain
- Blonde in space rocket
- Blonde in the Bathroom
- Blonde in the Library.
- Blonde in the Library.
- Blonde in the Mirror
- Blonde in the Morning
- Blonde Interview
- Blonde Inventions!
- Blonde Joke
- Blonde Joke
- Blonde joke
- Blonde Joke
- Blonde joke
- Blonde Joke
- Blonde joke
- Blonde joke
- blonde joke
- Blonde Joke
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- Blonde joke
- Blonde Joke Jackpot!
- Blonde Joke Jackpot!
- Blonde Joke plus...
- Blonde Joke plus...
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- Blonde Jokes
- Blonde Jokes
- Blonde Jokes (Slightly Adult)
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- Blonde Jokes joke #11121
- Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
- Blonde Kidnapper
- Blonde Kidnapper
- Blonde Kidnapper
- Blonde legs...
- Blonde Lesbian
- Blonde Licence
- Blonde License
- Blonde Lightbulb
- Blonde Lightbulb Jokes
- Blonde Lightning Storm
- Blonde Looking for a Job
- Blonde Looking for a Job
- Blonde lost her diamond ring and is looking for it
- Blonde lumberjack
- Blonde male
- Blonde Mechanics
- Blonde Meets Cheerios
- Blonde Miracle Diet
- Blonde Miracle Diet
- Blonde Miracle Diet
- Blonde needs help with her puzzle
- Blonde Nurse
- Blonde on a Cruise!
- Blonde on a Cruise!
- Blonde On A Fence
- Blonde on a plane
- Blonde on Blonde Jokes
- Blonde on computer
- Blonde On Either Side
- Blonde On Either Side
- Blonde on Fire
- Blonde on Horseback
- Blonde on the Computer
- Blonde on the Run
- Blonde one liners
- Blonde opening a bar
- Blonde orders a drink.
- Blonde Paint
- Blonde paint job
- Blonde paint job
- Blonde paint job
- Blonde Painter
- Blonde painter
- Blonde Painter
- Blonde Painting
- Blonde Painting 2
- Blonde Painting A Porch
- Blonde painting the porch
- Blonde panel beater
- Blonde Parade
- Blonde Passenger
- Blonde Pearls
- Blonde Pilots
- Blonde Pregnancy
- Blonde Puzzle
- Blonde Puzzle
- Blonde Quickies
- Blonde Quickies
- Blonde quickies 1-20
- Blonde quickies 101-120
- Blonde quickies 11
- Blonde quickies 12
- Blonde quickies 141-160
- Blonde quickies 201-220
- Blonde quickies 21-40
- Blonde quickies 41-60
- Blonde quickies 6
- Blonde quickies 61-80
- Blonde quickies 8
- Blonde Radio
- Blonde revenge
- Blonde Riding Shotgun
- Blonde Robbery
- Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer
- Blonde rowing in the field
- Blonde Rows of Corn
- Blonde screen door
- Blonde selling car
- Blonde Sells Car
- Blonde Sex
- Blonde Shower
- blonde sientiest
- Blonde Skydiver
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde staring at the orange juice carton for hours
- Blonde Submarine
- Blonde Suicide
- Blonde Suicide
- Blonde Suicide
- Blonde sunbathing on the hotel roof
- Blonde Swimmer
- Blonde Swimmer
- Blonde Swims the english Channel
- Blonde Technology
- Blonde Thermos
- Blonde Throwing Grenade
- Blonde throws a pin
- Blonde Tip-toe
- Blonde tries to repair her car
- Blonde Trivia
- Blonde vacation
- Blonde Valedictorian
- Blonde visits shrink
- Blonde vs. Crime Rate
- Blonde vs. Ratings System
- Blonde vs. Ratings System
- Blonde wife
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- Blonde with a cell phone
- Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!
- Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!
- Blonde with Chickens
- Blonde with Chickens
- Blonde with Half a Brain
- Blonde With License
- Blonde with Money
- Blonde witness
- Blonde Witness
- Blonde woman and Lotto game
- Blonde zebra
- Blonde, Redhead, Parrot
- Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
- Blonde-Coke Machine
- Blonde...Passenger
- Blonderrific Hair!
- Blondes
- blondes
- Blondes
- Blondes & Computers
- Blondes & Disneyland
- Blondes & OJ
- Blondes & the other side
- Blondes (Punny)
- Blondes Air Conditioner
- Blondes and bear bottles
- Blondes and bear bottles
- Blondes and Beer In Hell
- Blondes and Bras
- Blondes and Brunettes
- Blondes and Buses
- Blondes and Candles
- Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
- Blondes and Cops
- Blondes And Dogs
- Blondes and Drinks
- Blondes and Fishing
- Blondes and Food
- Blondes and gravity
- Blondes and Iceberg
- blondes and lipstick...
- Blondes and Money
- Blondes and pregnancy
- Blondes and screen doors
- Blondes and the painter.
- Blondes and Turtles
- Blondes at a Bus Stop
- Blondes at a Drive-In
- Blondes at a gas station
- Blondes at work
- Blondes boss having a heart attack
- Blondes breast hanging out
- Blondes cant think
- Blondes change a lightbulb
- blondes coffin
- Blondes Computer Freeze
- Blondes do their best
- Blondes do their best
- Blondes Dont Drink and Think
- Blondes Favorite Ten Years
- Blondes have more fun!
- Blondes Helicopter Lessons
- Blondes in a Convertible
- Blondes in Basement
- Blondes Love Puzzles
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- Blondes Medical Exam
- Blondes mother dies
- Blondes new car
- Blondes on a Rope
- Blondes on an Island
- Blondes On Blonde Jokes
- Blondes on walls
- Blondes Playing Golf
- Blondes r thick?!
- Blondes Roofing a House
- Blondes Shoes
- Blondes Strike Back
- Blondes Stupid Death
- Blondes Tricycle
- Blondes, Bananas And Trains
- Blondes.... their really dumb
- Blondie
- Blondie Gets A Haircut
- Blondie Plays Poker
- Blondine
- Blondog
- Blonds getting told by a red head
- Blonds Going to Disney World
- Blow in the Blondes
- Blow In Their Ear
- Blow In Their Ear
- BMW
- BMW
- Boat troubles
- Boating
- Boating
- Bowling for Blondes!
- Bowling Team
- Box Of Condoms
- Brain Cell
- Brains
- Brainwash
- Brainy Blonde
- Breaking News
- Breaking News
- Breast Stroke
- Breaststroke
- Breath Tester
- Breathe
- Bridge Jump
- Brunette Mating Call
- Brunette Meets Genie
- Brunette Shopping
- Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
- Brunettes Mating Call
- Brunettes Mating Call
- Brunettes Turn
- bubble gum
- Bunch of good one-liners
- Burglary
- Burning Barn
- Burnt Blonde Ears
- Burying Poles!
- Bus Blondes
- Busy blonde
- Butter and Blonde
- Butter and Blonde
- Buxom Waitress
- Buying a TV
- Buying drinks at a bar
- Call 911!
- Call A Smart Blonde
- Call Mom
- Camping Trip
- Can you handle yet another blonde joke?
- Canoeing
- Captured Blonde
- Car Dimmer Switch Modification
- Car for Sale
- Car Horn
- car pool
- Cartwheeling Blondes
- Cartwheeling Blondes
- Cartwheeling Blondes
- Casino Player
- Catch her eye
- Cattle Herders
- Cattle Herders
- Celebrating Blondes
- Celebration
- Chain-link fence
- Change the Lightbulb
- Changing Light bulb
- Changing Light bulb
- Cheater
- Cheating Boyfriend
- Cheer
- Cheer
- Cheerios
- cheeseburger
- Chemistrys greatest achivement?
- Chinese laundry man
- Chivalrous Indian
- Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Christmas Blondes
- Circular room
- Classic variant: Job Application
- Cliff
- Cliff hanger
- Cliff Hanger
- Coach Trip
- Coat Hanger
- Coat Hanger
- Coke machine
- Coke machine
- Coke machine
- cold blonde
- Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
- Comfortable
- Comfortable
- Comfortable
- Common With Computer
- Common With Computer
- complainig
- complete circuit
- Computer Freezes
- Computer use of a blonde!
- Computer use of a blonde!
- Computers And Blondes
- Concentrate
- Condoms In Ears
- Condoms In Ears
- Confused
- Confused Blonde
- Confusing Blonde
- Confusion
- Consintrate
- Contagious
- Cooking
- Corn Field
- Corny joke
- Corporate Approved Politically Correct Jokes
- Cowboys last wish (adult theme)
- Crazy blonde
- Crazy blonde
- Crazy blonde
- Crocodile Shoes
- Cross The River
- Cross With A Blonde
- Crossing the River
- Crying
- Daffy Goes Fishing
- Damn good thing they dont have a union
- Dancing
- Dandruff
- Dangerous Blonde
- Dating
- Dating
- Dead Bird
- Dead birdie
- Dead birdie
- Dead Blonde In A Closet
- dead blonde in a closet
- Dead blonde in a closet?
- Dead Momma
- Death
- Death In The Family
- Death in the Family!
- Death in the Family!
- Death Row in Womens Prison
- Deer Tracks
- Deer Tracks
- Deer Tracks
- Definition of a smart Blonde.
- Deodorants
- Deodorants
- Desert
- Desert
- Desert Island
- Desert Island
- Desert island encounter
- Diaper
- Diaper
- Diaper Change
- Diaper Change
- Did you hear about the blond?
- Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
- Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
- Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that
- Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
- Did you hear about the blonde who...
- Did you hear about the blonde who...
- Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
- Did You Hear?
- Did You Hear?
- Difference
- Difference in blonde man and woman (adult)
- Difference With Computer
- Difference With Computer
- Differences between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde
- Different Answer
- Dim Bulb
- Dimple and Flat Forehead
- Dimple and Flat Forehead
- Disneyland
- Distressed
- Do you realize what I am?
- Do you see the dead bird?
- Doctor, Doctor
- dog
- Dog with one eye
- Dog with one eye
- Dont dye
- Dont give us a bad name
- Dont Step Out of the Car
- Dont think
- Donut Seeds
- Dope
- Double The Recipe
- Double The Recipe
- Down on Luck
- drinks on the house
- Drive Into Ditch
- Drive Into Ditch
- Drivers Test
- Drivers Test
- drivers test
- Driving & Knitting
- Driving miss blondy
- Driving On One-Way Street
- Driving On One-Way Street
- driving test
- Drowning a Blonde
- Drunken Man and Blonde
- Duh!
- Duh!
- Dumb and Dumber Blonds
- dumb blond
- DUMB BLONDE
- Dumb blonde
- Dumb Blonde (Vibrator)
- Dumb blonde behind a steering wheel
- Dumb blonde in a bar
- Dumb Blonde Joke
- Dumb Blonde Nurse
- Dumb Blonde Test
- Dumb Blonde Test
- Dumb Blonde Test
- Dumb One
- dumbass
- Dye, Blonde, Dye
- Easter Blondes
- Easter Quiz
- Elderly Blonde
- End of the Rope
- Engine Out
- English Channel
- Eternity
- Even in Disguise
- Ever Wonder?
- Everybody Scores
- Execution
- Existanz
- Eyes closed
- eyes closed
- F-A-R-M
- F.A.Q. About Men (part 3)
- Fallen bridge
- Family Ranch
- FAQs -- Men -- 2
- Fast Food Blondes
- Favorite Wine
- Favorite Wine
- Fellowship of Blondes
- Female Logic
- Fetch
- fetch it
- Few Gymnasts
- Few Gymnasts
- Field of Dreams
- Fighting Over 25c
- Finding A Mirror
- Fire Truck
- First class
- First Class
- First class blonde
- First class blonde
- First Day on the Job
- First experience horse riding
- First Thing After Sex
- FLAT BLONDE
- Flight Time
- Flighty Blonde
- Flowers
- Fly Away
- Fly Away Model
- Fly Buzzing
- Fly Buzzing
- Flying Blonde
- Football analysis by a blonde...
- Forest Gump
- Four by Twos
- Freaky blonde in a Honda
- Frenchman and Italian were in the woods... (adult theme)
- Fruedian slip
- Frying Pan
- Frying Pan
- Fully Loaded
- Fun Quotes
- Genie
- Genie & Truck Driver
- Genie in a bottle
- Geometry
- Geometry
- Get weighed
- Gifted
- Git Yo Momma
- Give Shoulders
- Glass Eye
- Gods Son
- Gone Camping
- Good Cook
- Good Cook
- Got Milk?
- Got Milk?
- Great hooters
- Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
- Green Lipstick
- Green Lipstick
- Green Side Up
- Green Side Up!
- Greenside Up!
- Grenade
- Grenade
- Grenade
- Grenade
- Grenade pin
- Grieving Blonde
- Grocery Store
- Gross Ignorance
- Gross Ignorance
- Guess who knows the state capitals?
- Guy Difference
- Guy Difference
- had to be a blonde!
- Hail Storm
- hair color
- Hair Dye
- Hair Up
- Hair Up
- Haircut
- Half A Brain
- Half A Brain
- Halloween Funnies!
- Handicap Zone
- Handy Blondy
- Hanger
- Hanging
- hanging from plane
- Hanging with Blondes
- Hans Olaffsen
- Happy to know you
- Harami
- Harry Butt
- Harry Butt
- Harry Butt
- Having puppies
- Headphones
- Heh. Stupid Blondes.
- Helping a blond lose weight
- Helping an overweight blonde
- Hide and seek
- High flying
- High flying
- hockey team
- Homeward Blonde
- Hoop Earrings
- Hoop Earrings
- Horse Back Riding
- Horseback Riding
- Horseback riding
- Horseback riding
- HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?
- How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
- How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
- How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
- How can you tell if your landcaping was done by a blonde?
- How can you tell if your landcaping was done by a blonde?
- How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
- How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
- How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
- How did the blonde break her leg?
- How did the blonde die ice fishing?
- How did the blonde die while ice fishing?
- How do blonde braincells die?
- How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
- How do I get across that river?
- How do you brainwash a blonde?
- How do you change a blondes mind?
- How do you change a blondes mind?
- How do you change a blondes mind?
- How Do You Confuse A Blonde?
- How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
- How do you drown a blonde
- How do you drown a blonde?
- How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
- How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
- How do you kill a blonde?
- How do you measure a blondes intelligence?
- How do you plant dope?
- How do you tell a blonde from a mosquito?
- How do you..........
- How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
- How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
- How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
- How does a blonde like her eggs?
- How does a blonde part their hair?
- How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
- How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
- How is a blonde like a hardware store?
- How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
- How Many Blonde Jokes...
- How many blondes
- How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
- How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
- How many blondes does it take to play tag?
- How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
- How many sheep do I have?
- How to break the nose of a blonde.
- How to break the nose of a blonde.
- How to cut off a blondes ears:
- How to drown a Blonde
- How to drown a blonde.
- How to get across the river
- How to handle the police
- How to kill a blonde
- how to kill a blonde
- How would you describe three prostitutes and a blonde?
- HUH
- hurry
- Hurting all over
- Hurting all over
- I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
- I bet he doesnt jump
- I cant breath
- I cant breathe without that
- I Cant Swim
- I Cant Swim
- I dont know!
- I hurt all over!
- I hurt all over!
- I resent that remark
- I resent that remark
- Ice Cubes
- Ice Fishing
- Ice Fishing
- Ice Fishing
- Ice Fishing
- Ice Fishing
- Ice Fishing
- Ice fishing
- Ice fishing
- Ice Hole
- Ice-fishing Blonde.
- Ice-fishing Blonde.
- Icecubes
- If a blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building at the same time, who lands first?
- If Tarzan and Jane were blondes ...
- Im going ice fishing!
- Im Winning!
- In A Circle
- In A Circle
- In A Freezer
- In a vacuum
- In Hot Tub
- In San Francisco
- In San Francisco
- In the Freezer
- Indecent Exposure
- Indecent Exposure
- Indecent Exposure
- Indiana and Blonde Difference
- Indiana and Blonde Difference
- Indiana Jones
- Ingredients
- Innuendo
- Innuendo
- Instructions
- Intelligence
- Intelligence
- International Politics
- Into Thin Air
- IQ
- Irish man and a sexy lesbian in a bar
- Iron Phone
- Is the Coast Clear?
- Is your blinker on?
- Its about a blonde
- Its Bedtime!
- Its Like Voltron
- Its not the meat
- Ive Got Your Cookies Right Here, Baby
- Jamaica
- Jigsaw puzzle
- Jigsaw Puzzle
- Job Function at M&M
- Job Function at M&M
- Job interview
- Job interview
- Jokes for the Ladies!
- jump
- Jumpin Off A Bridge
- Jumpin Off A Bridge
- Jumping Blonde
- just plain dumb
- Just the Fax
- Kens Letter to Santa
- Kick Blonde Ass
- Kiss Me Im Blonde
- Knock-Knock Blonde
- Lake Wannaswimma
- Laugh on Friday
- Laugh on Friday
- laugh twice
- Laughing Blonde
- Laughter On Monday
- Laughter On Monday
- Lawyers and Blondes
- Lets take a trip to Disney
- Lie Detector
- Life Saver
- Life Saver
- Light bulb
- light bulb
- lightbulb 2
- Like Bowling Ball
- Like Bowling Ball
- Like Corn Flakes
- Like Corn Flakes
- Like Cow-pats
- Like Cow-pats
- Like GST
- Like GST
- Like Spaghetti
- Like Spaghetti
- Line Painter
- Lipstick on her steering wheel?
- Lipstick Stains
- Lipstick Stains
- Little Holes
- Little Holes
- Little Voice
- Living Hell
- Locked Car
- Locked Car
- London Seats
- Long Amusement
- Long Amusement
- Long and Hard
- Long and Hard
- Long sexy legs
- Loose Constructionists
- Lose Weight Fast! (adult)
- Lotto
- Love Handles
- Lunch Box Lids
- Lunch Box Lids
- Lunch Break
- M&M Factory
- M&M Factory
- M&Ms factory
- Magic Bottle
- Magic Mirrior
- magic mirror
- Magic Mirror
- magic mirror
- Magic Mirror
- Make it off the island
- Male Bashing
- Man slamming list of lists!
- Marry You
- Marry You
- Mars Mission
- Mating Call
- Mating Call
- Matter of life and death
- Maxipads
- McCoysw ords before performing brain surgery on a blonde
- Measure Intelligence
- Measure Intelligence
- Medicine Cabinet
- Medicine Cabinet
- Men and blondes
- Merry Christmas
- Message To Mom
- Message To Mom
- Message to Mom
- Microwave Cookery
- Mind telling me the time?
- Minnesota Bashing
- Mirror Mirror
- Mirror, Mirror
- Mirror, Mirror
- Mirthy Facts
- Missing Pencil
- Mom Before Date
- Money
- More Blonde Answers
- More Brain Cells Than A Cow
- More Fun
- More great Blonde shorties!
- More great Blonde shorties!
- mosquitos & blonds
- mr. BrainDead
- Mr. President at whorehouse (adult)
- Mystery Writer
- Mystery Writer
- Nails & Blondes
- Name That Capital
- Name That Capital
- NASA Hires Blondes
- NASA Hires Blondes
- Nasty blonde
- National Organization of Nymphomaniacs do a study on men
- Natural Blonde
- New Blonde stewardess
- New inventions by blondes.
- New phobias
- New Prefix
- New Windows
- Newfie Discovers Himself
- News
- Nine holes in mirror
- No Arms Nor Legs
- No Arms Nor Legs
- No Coffee Breaks
- No Coffee Breaks
- No Jello
- No Jello
- No-So-Dumb Blonde
- No. to Change Lightbulb
- No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
- No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Nobel Peace Prize
- Not A Pharmacist
- Not A Pharmacist
- Not All Blondes Are Dumb
- Not Going To Try This Again
- Not Going To Try This Again
- Not Your Typical BlondeJoke
- Note: this is a really
- Nuclear Fission
- Nursery Rhyme
- Nursery Rhyme
- Oh Baby!
- Oh boy!
- Oh boy!
- Oh, Those Blonds...
- Ohio DMV Act No. 69-13
- On a mountain
- On her way to Disneyland
- On her way to Disneyland
- On the Menu today!
- On the other side
- On the right track?
- On the Road
- On the road again.
- One Armed Blonde
- One day after work, a
- One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop.
- One Dollar
- One Dollar
- One for the girls
- One for the Girls
- One Hundred Orgasms
- One Hundred Orgasms
- One liners
- One liners
- One wish to each
- One-Armed Blonde
- One-Eyed Blonde
- Only Half Way to Norway
- Only Half Way to Norway
- Only her hairdresser knows
- Oooucch!!!!!!!
- Orange Juice
- Orange Juice
- Ouch!
- Our Stupid Apartment
- Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
- Owl
- Owl
- Paddock
- Paddock
- Paint Job
- Paint the Porch
- Paint the Porch/Porsche
- Painting Blonde
- Painting Contractor
- Painting Contractor
- Panama Canal
- Panama Canal
- Paper Street
- Parachute
- Paralyzing Disease
- Paralyzing Disease
- partygirls
- Passenger
- Passenger
- Pasteurised?
- Paternity Trial
- Pay-Per-Blonde
- Pencils
- Penny Offer
- Penny Offer
- Peroxide Blonde and 747
- Peroxides and Black Men
- Peroxides and Black Men
- Pet Zebra
- Physicist
- Physicist
- Pickles
- Pickles
- Pig Under Her Arm
- Pig Under Her Arm
- Pizza
- Pizza Cutting
- Pizza Cutting
- Pizza parlor
- Pizza parlor
- Play Pens
- Play Pens
- Police Force
- Ponytails
- Ponytails
- POOF!
- Poor Blonde
- POOR DAD
- Pop Goes The Blonde
- Pop Machine
- Porch or Ferrari !
- Porsche
- Post Card Home
- Potato
- Pregnant blonde
- President Gorbachev
- Pretty Blonde
- Priests on a Hawaiian Vacation
- Priests on Vacation
- Prison Blondes
- Professional association
- Pronounce it please!
- Pronounce it please!
- Prostitute and her four blonde friends
- Prostitute and Nymph
- Prostitute and Nymph
- Proud to be....
- Puerto Rican Offspring
- Puerto Rican Offspring
- Punctuation
- Puzzle
- Puzzle
- Puzzle
- Q. What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
- Q. Why are blonde girls bellybuttons brused?
- Q. Why do blondes where pig tails?
- Q1: How can you tell if a blondes been using the computer?
- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
- Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
- Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
- Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
- Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
- Q: How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
- Q: How did the blonde get ready for Y2K?
- Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
- Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
- Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
- Q: How do you change a blondes mind?
- Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
- Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?
- Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
- Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
- Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
- Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
- Q: How do you know if a blonde writes mysteries?
- Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
- Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
- Q: How do you make a blondes eyes sparkle?
- Q: How do you make blondes laugh on Monday mornings?
- Q: How do you measure a blondes intelligence?
- Q: How do you plant dope?
- Q: How do you plant dope?
- Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
- Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
- Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
- Q: How does a blonde high-5?
- Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
- Q: How does a blonde spell farm?
- Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
- Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
- Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
- Q: If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
- Q: What are the worst six years in a blondes life?
- Q: What can save a dying blonde?
- Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
- Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
- Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
- Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
- Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
- Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
- Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
- Q: What did the really dumb blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
- Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
- Q: What do you call a blonde clutching at thin air?
- Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
- Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
- Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of
- Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
- Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
- Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
- Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
- Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
- Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?
- Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
- Q: What do you call an eternity?
- Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
- Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen?
- Q: What do you call three blondes, sitting at a bar, singing, drinking Tab, and eating apples?
- Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
- Q: What does Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
- Q: What does the postcard from a blondes vacation say?
- Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
- Q: What is every blondes ambition in life?
- Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear?
- Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
- Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road?
- Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
- Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
- Q: Whats a blonde behind the wheel?
- Q: Whats brown and red and black and blue?
- Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a computer?
- Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
- Q: Whats the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
- Q: Whats the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
- Q: Whats the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
- Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
- Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
- Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
- Q: Why cant Blondes dial 911?
- Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
- Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
- Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
- Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
- Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
- Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?
- Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
- Q: Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger?
- Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
- Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
- Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?
- Q: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
- Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
- Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
- Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
- Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
- Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
- Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
- Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
- Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
- Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
- Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
- Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
- Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
- Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
- Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
- Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
- Q: Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers every month?
- Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
- Q: Why dont blondes double recipes?
- Q: Why dont blondes eat pickles?
- Q: Why dont blondes have elevator jobs?
- Q: Why dont blondes like making KOOL-AID?
- Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
- Q:Why did the blonde jump off the building?
- Question and answer blonde joke
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- Questionnaire to find out if you are a steamer
- Quick Ones!
- Rabbi Wizard
- Rabbi Wizard
- Race
- radio
- Raking Leaves
- Raking Leaves
- Raking Leaves
- Raking leaves
- Raking leaves
- Random Blonde Jokes
- Rated pg
- Re-Loading (adult)
- ready aim ____
- Ready, Aim, ...
- Ready.. Aim..
- Red Light Driving
- Red Light Driving
- Redhead?
- Redlight
- Reds revenge
- Refrigerator Difference
- Refrigerator Difference
- Refrigerator Evidence
- Refrigerator Evidence
- Reload.
- Replacing Vanna
- Restaurant order
- Restroom Sign
- Restroom Sign
- Return the Dog
- Revenge of the blondes
- Revenge of the blondes
- Revenge of the blondes
- Revenge of the Blondes!
- Right Leg
- Right Leg
- Road Stripers
- Road Work
- Robbed A Bank
- Robbery
- Rolex and Timex
- Roll Down the Window
- Room Service
- Rooster Difference
- Running from the cops...
- S-H-I-T
- Sacrifice
- Safe Sex
- Safe Sex
- Safe Sex
- Safe Sex
- Sanitary Blonde
- Santa and the Blonde
- Santa and the Blonde!
- Say After Sex
- Say After Sex
- Say When Giving Birth
- Say When Giving Birth
- Scale A Fence
- Scale A Fence
- Scaled Glass Wall
- Scaled Glass Wall
- scratch N sniff
- Screen Door
- Seagulls
- Selling The Car
- seven degrees of blonde
- Sex can kill
- She Gives Great Headphone
- She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell
- She was so blonde...
- She was soooooooo blonde...* She
- Sheakespeare
- Sheep
- Sheep Herd
- Shes So Blonde
- Shoot her!
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.
- Shortage of parachutes
- Shoulder Pads
- Shoulder Pads
- Show Me Your License
- Show Me Your License
- Sick Doctor
- Sit On Newspaper
- Sit On Newspaper
- Skip A Day
- Skip a Day
- Skydiving
- Slot machine winner
- Slot Machines
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Blonde
- smart blonde?
- smart blondes
- Smartest Blonde
- Smarts?
- smile
- Smile if Youre Blonde
- Snow Plow
- Snowblonde
- So a blonde walks into an electronics store...
- So Relieved!
- So Relieved!
- So theres this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
- Soccer Blonde
- Soda Machine Gamble
- Some Blonde Joke Quickies
- Some Blonde Joke Quickies
- Some Blonde Joke Quickies
- Sooooo Blonde
- Sore blonde
- Spaghetti
- Spare Key
- Special License
- Speech Impediment
- Speech Impediment
- Speeding Down the Freeway
- Speeding Ticket
- Sprained finger
- Square Boobs
- Square Boobs
- St. Peter and the Blondes
- Stars
- State Capitals Are:
- Stolen car
- Stolen engine
- Stolen engine
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Stranded
- Stranded on an island
- Stranded on an Island
- Stranded on an island - blonde jokes
- Strong Swimmer
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Stupid Blonde
- stupid blonde
- Stupid blondes
- Stupid blondes
- Stupid guys
- stupid joke
- Suck it in, mirror!
- Sugar In Urine
- Sugar In Urine
- Suicidal Blonde
- Suicidal blonde
- Suicide Blonde
- Sun Roofs
- Sun Roofs
- Sun Went
- Sun Went
- Sunbaking Nude
- Super Looong List of One-Liners!
- Super-Duper One-Liners!
- Supermarket Cart
- Supermarket Cart
- Swearing off men (adult)
- Swim Meet
- Swimming
- Swirving blonde
- Tag Team
- Take The Pill
- Tampons
- Tampons With Long Strings
- Tampons With Long Strings
- Tank Girl
- Tax On Sale
- Tax On Sale
- TeleBlond
- Telephone Difference
- Telephone Difference
- Television
- Television
- Ten Standing Ear To Ear
- Ten Standing Ear To Ear
- Ten Years on a Deserted Island
- Tennis Balls
- TGIF
- TGIF
- TGIF blondes
- TGIF On Shirts
- TGIF On Shirts
- TGIF On Shoes
- The $50 Bet
- The Aligator Blonde!
- The Aligator Blonde!
- The angry preacher...
- The angry preacher...
- The angry preacher...
- The angry preacher...
- The Bar
- The Bartender and the Blonde
- the best dumb blonde joke
- The betting with a blonde
- the big beer problem
- The Big Jump
- The Blond and the Brunette.
- The Blond Date
- The Blond Stewardess
- The Blonde and Her Melons
- The Blonde and the Alligator
- The Blonde and the Blinker
- The Blonde and the Cheerios
- The blonde and the farmer
- The blonde and the flowers
- The blonde and the helicopter
- The Blonde and the Horse
- The Blonde and the Lawyer
- The blonde and the screen door
- The Blonde and the Shepherd
- The Blonde and the three Pigs
- the blonde and the zit
- The Blonde at a Bar
- The Blonde at School
- The Blonde at School
- The blonde at the doctors
- The blonde bank robbers!
- The blonde bank robbers!
- The Blonde Coyote
- The Blonde Detectives
- The Blonde Driver
- The Blonde Driver
- The Blonde Farmer
- The Blonde Farmer!
- The Blonde Farmer!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- The Blonde Fox
- The Blonde Hostess
- The blonde kidnapper
- The Blonde Nun
- The Blonde Nun
- The Blonde Potatoe
- The Blonde Potatoe
- The blonde test taker
- The blonde, the brunette, and the bull
- The Blondes and the Spaghetti
- The Blondes Special Order
- tHE bombs
- The Breast Stroke
- The Brewnette (Blondes Revenge)
- The Brewnette (Blondes Revenge)
- The Budweiser Method For Rating Women
- The Burning Building
- The burnt blonde!
- The burnt blonde!
- The Coke Machine
- The Coke Machine
- The Construction Workers
- The dog
- The dog
- The dumb blonde and her used car!
- The Elevator
- The elevator
- The elevator.
- The Geni
- The Genie
- The Genie
- The Girls go camping
- The great escape!
- The great escape!
- The Gym
- The holes
- The Hot Date
- The locked up car keys..
- The locked up car keys...yee-haa!
- The Magic Mirrior
- The Magical Mirror
- The Midwife
- the mirror
- The Muffler
- The Nudist Colony
- The Other Side
- The Other Side
- The other side
- The overweight blonde.
- The overweight blonde.
- The pan was too small
- The Perfect Day According to ...
- The phone call...
- The phone call...
- The phone call...
- The Pill
- The pop machine.
- The puzzle.
- The puzzle.
- The Rabbit
- The River
- The Sick Blonde...
- The Sick Blonde...
- The Sick Blonde...
- The smart blonde
- The stranded lawyers!
- The stranded lawyers!
- The Suicide
- The Tearful Bride...
- The Tearful Bride...
- The Tearful Bride...
- The Three Irishmen
- The Three Women
- The toast
- The tourists
- The ugly kid!
- The ugly kid!
- the wave
- The Y2K Blonde!
- Theres Something about Mary
- Thermos
- Thermos or Dildo
- Third grade
- Thor the God of Love
- Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes
- Thoughts From Women...
- Three Blondes
- Three Blondes at a Bar
- Three Blondes at a Bar
- Three Blondes Fishing
- Three Blondes on an Island
- Three Blondes on an Island
- Three blonds on death row
- Three chicks cooking
- Three doors
- Three Doors
- Three Girls in the Desert
- Three Girls Meet the Fairy
- Three Men
- Three mothers
- Three pregnant women (one of them is blonde)
- Three pregnant women (one of them is blonde)
- Three Question Test
- Tight Skirt
- Tilt Steering
- Tilt Steering
- tire marks
- Tire Tread Marks
- Tire Tread Marks
- Titanic
- To Buxom Waitress
- To Buxom Waitress:
- To Drown
- To Drown
- Toaster
- Top 10 blonde inventions
- Top 10 Online Lies
- Top Down
- Top ten online lies
- Touch-typists
- Touch-typists
- Tough Sale
- Tracks In The Woods
- Transparent blonde
- tree blonde
- Trip to Jamaica
- Trip To The Desert
- Trip To The Desert
- Trivial Pursuit
- Trucker and Blonde
- Trucker and Blonde
- Try Landing This! (off. to blondes)
- Tuns of Puns!
- Turn back your car odometer
- Turn back your car odometer
- TV?
- Twas the night before X-mas
- Twinkle Eye
- twins
- Two blondes and a parachute
- Two blondes are shopping at the mall...
- Two Blondes in walking in the woods
- Two Brain Cells
- Two Brain Cells
- Two horses
- Two Nuns
- Two Nuns
- Two Priests On Vacation
- Two programmers see
- Typewriter To Doctor
- Typewriter To Doctor
- UFO
- Ugly Beast
- uh uh uh
- Underwear
- Underwear
- Underwear
- Unlocking your car
- Unmarried In BMW
- Upset With Drivers License
- Upset With Drivers License
- US Army sex scandal (adult themes)
- Using the Elevator
- Using the Elevator
- Vending Machine and Blonde
- Ventriliquist
- Ventriliquist
- Ventriloquist
- Virgin Mary - a blonde?
- Virus Warning
- Visiting the sun
- Visiting the sun
- Visiting the sun
- Vroom-Screech
- Waitress
- Wal-Mart Incident
- Wana learn how to keep a blonde Busy?
- Want me to paint for you?
- Wanted for attempted murder
- Wanted: Dead Or Alive
- WARNING: These are RUDE.
- Wash Hair In Sink
- Wash Hair In Sink
- Washing Machine Is Better
- Washing Machine Is Better
- Wavey Blonde
- we cool
- We dont sell to blondes
- We Dont Swerve Blondes Here
- Wear A Condom
- Wear A Condom
- Well I wanna be a...
- What a goof!
- What a goof!
- What a goof!
- What A Wheat-y Blond Joke
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
- What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?
- What did the blonde do when she got her period?
- What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
- What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
- What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
- What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
- What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
- What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
- What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
- What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
- What do blondes do for foreplay?
- What do blondes say after sex?
- What do blonds and spaghetti
- What do ya call...
- What do ya call...
- What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
- What do you call a basement full of blondes?
- What do you call a blond with a brain?
- What do you call a blonde in the closet?
- What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
- What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
- What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
- What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
- What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
- What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
- What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
- What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
- What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
- What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
- What do you call a smart blonde?
- What do you call a zit
- What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
- What do you call fifteen blondes in a circle?
- What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
- What do you call...
- What do you call...
- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
- What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
- What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
- What do you get when
- What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- What do you say to a blonde that wont give in?
- What do you say to a dumb blonde?
- What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
- What does a blonde owl
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
- What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
- What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
- What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
- What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
- What else could it be?
- What happened to the
- What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
- What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
- What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
- What I Learned from the Movies
- What is a blondes way of safe sex?
- What is a brunette between two blondes?
- What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
- What is foreplay for a blonde?
- What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear?
- What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
- What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
- What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
- What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
- What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
- What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
- What kind of blonde?
- What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
- What type of prize did you win?
- Whats a Blonde do after...
- Whats a brunettes mating call?
- Whats brown and red and black and blue?
- Whats five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
- Whats in the bag?
- Whats the advantage of being married to a blonde?
- Whats the blondes cheer?
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
- Whats the difference between a blonde and garbage?
- Whats the first thing a blonde does after sex?
- Whats the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
- Whats the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
- When A Blonde Is Having A Bad Day
- When a blonde wants to be more popular, what nickname does she use?
- When blondes do puzzles
- When blondes do puzzles
- When blondes do puzzles
- When Reaches Orgasm
- When Reaches Orgasm
- Where are We?
- Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
- Where do you see...
- Where do you see...
- Where does a blonde go in the morning?
- Wheres the Calorie
- Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
- Who Let The Blondes Out?
- Whos Child?
- Why are all dumb blond jokes so short?
- Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
- Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
- Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
- Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
- Why are there no dumb brunettes?
- Why are you yelling that?
- Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
- Why blondes can not write number 11?
- Why cant blondes drive faster than 68?
- Why did God create brunettes?
- Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three
- Why did the blonde bake a turkey for 2 1/2 days?
- Why did the Blonde cross the road?
- Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
- Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
- Why did the blonde have tire tread marks
- Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
- Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
- Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
- Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
- Why did the blonde scale
- Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
- Why did the blonde smile
- Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
- Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
- Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
- Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
- Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
- Why did they stop doing the WAVE at BYU?
- Why do blondes drive BMWs?
- Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
- Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
- Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
- Why do blondes have more fun?
- Why do blondes have orgasms?
- Why do blondes have periods?
- Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
- Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
- Why do blondes like tilt steering?
- Why do blondes like tilt steering?
- Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
- Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
- Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
- Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
- Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
- Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
- Why do blondes wear underwear?
- Why do blonds where underwear?
- Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
- Why dont blondes eat pickles?
- Why dont blondes talk when having sex?
- Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
- Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
- Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
- Why Legs?
- Why Legs?
- Why Men Prefer Blondes
- Why Orgasms?
- Why Orgasms?
- Why so stupid?
- Why wasnt the Virgin Mary a blonde?
- Why were blondes created?
- Why you shouldnt
- Why you shouldnt cheat on a blonde
- wild horse
- Win the lottery
- Wind Tunnel
- Window Seat
- Window Seat
- window washing
- Winner!
- Wishes And People (off. to women)
- Words From Famous Women
- Words from Women
- Worst Thing
- Worst Thing
- Wrong way
- Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
- Yet another blonde joke...
- YMCA
- You get what you pay for
- You got mail
- You got Mail!
- You Silly Blonde. Dont You Get It?
- Young blonde and medical tests
- Your Job
- Your Job
- Your kid has been kidnapped
- Youve Got Mail
- Youve got mail
- Youve Got Mail
- Yummy
- Zebra
- Zebra
- Zit?
- Zit?
- Category: Book
- Category: Business
- 1. I believe that
- 1. Act out your version
- 1. If it rings, put
- 1. Im really keen to
- 1. Not spending enough quality
- A backscratcher will always find
- A bad day fishing is
- A bird in the hand
- A bird in the hand
- A bird in the hand
- A boss with no humor
- A clean tie attracts the
- A closed mouth gathers no
- A committee is a group
- A committee is twelve men
- A conclusion is the place
- A consensus means that everyone
- A conservative is a man
- A conservative is a man
- A consultant is an ordinary
- A coup that is known
- A couple of months in
- A day without sunshine is
- A disagreeable task is its
- A donkey is a horse
- A fail-safe circuit will destroy
- A flying particle will seek
- A fool and his money
- A fool and his money
- A free agent is anything
- A friend in need is
- A geophysicist is not drunk
- A good scapegoat is hard
- A good slogan can stop
- A lack of leadership is
- A little ambiguity never hurt
- A little humility is arrogance.
- A man of quality does
- A man should be greater
- A memorandum is written not
- A pat on the back
- A penny saved has not
- A pipe gives a wise
- A President of a democracy
- A problem cannot be solved
- A short cut is the
- A short line outside a
- A stagnant science is at
- A theory is better than
- A transistor protected by a
- A well-adjusted person is one
- Ability is a good thing
- Ability is like a check,
- Absolutum obsoletum. (If it
- According to my calculations, the
- According to the official figures,
- Achesons Rule Of The Bureaucracy:
- Actions Law: Power tends
- Adding manpower to a late
- Adlers Distinction: Language is
- Advertising Rule: In writing
- After all is said and
- Afternoon: that part of the
- Aiming for the least common
- Air Force Inertia Axiom:
- Albrechts Law: Social innovations
- Aldens Laws: (1) Giving
- All American cars are basically
- All general statements are false;
- All good things must come
- All great discoveries are made
- All I ask is the
- All inanimate objects can move
- All our dreams can come
- All probabilities are really 50%.
- All rights left. All
- All syllogisms have three parts;
- All the world is a
- All things being equal, all
- All warranties expire upon payment
- All work and no play,
- Allens Distinction: The lion
- Almost everything in life is
- Always hire a rich attorney.
- Always listen to experts.
- Always remember to pillage BEFORE
- Always try to stop talking
- Am I good at delegating?
- Ambition is a poor excuse
- An American automobile company and
- An error in the premise
- An executive will always return
- An object at rest will
- An object in motion will
- An original idea can never
- An ounce of application is
- An ounce of pretension is
- An ounce of rejection is
- Andreas Admonition: Never bestow
- Anthonys Law of Force:
- Anthonys Law of the Workshop:
- Any argument carried far enough
- Any change looks terrible at
- Any error in any calculation
- Any given program, when running,
- Any horizontal surface is soon
- Any improbable event which would
- Any issue worth debating is
- Any landing you can walk
- Any line, however short, is
- Any producing entity is the
- Any smoothly functioning technology is
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is
- Any task worth doing was
- Any technology distinguishable from magic
- Any theory can be made
- Any time things appear to
- Any wire cut to length
- Anyone can admit they were
- Anyone who is popular is
- Anyone who makes an absolute
- Anything created must necessarily be
- Anything good in life is
- Anything hit with a big
- Anything in parentheses can be
- Anything labeled New and/or Improved
- Anything that doesnt eat you
- Anything that is designed to
- Anything you try to fix
- Army Axiom: Any order
- Arnolds Laws of Documentation:
- Artificial intelligence usually beats real
- As long as the answer
- As soon as the stewardess
- As the economy gets better,
- As they say in Beirut,
- Asking dumb questions is easier
- Assumption is the mother of
- Astrology Laws: Its always
- At any level of traffic,
- Automatic simply means that you
- Bad news drives good news
- Baers Quartet: Whats good
- Bakers First Law of Federal
- Bakers Law: Misery no
- Banaceks Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
- Bare feet magnetize sharp metal
- Barkers Proof: Proofreading is
- Batman is the hero any
- Be content with what youve
- Beauty is only skin deep,
- Beckers Law: It is
- Before you give a colleague
- Being a good communicator means
- Believing is seeing.
- Belles Constant: The ratio
- Bennetts Laws of Horticulture:
- Berkeleys Laws: (1) The
- Berras Law: You can
- Better latent than never.
- Beware of a dark-haired man
- Beware of a tall dark
- Beware of altruism. It
- Beware of one who works
- Beware of those wearing suspenders
- Beware the man of one
- Beware the wrath of a
- Biermans Laws of Contracts:
- Blessed are those who go
- Blessed is he who expects
- Blessed is he who has
- Blooms Seventh Law of Litigation:
- Blutarskys Axiom: Nothing is
- Boldly going forward because we
- Boltons Law Of Ascending Budgets:
- Bolubs Fourth Law of Computerdom:
- Bonafedes Revelation: The conventional
- Bouchers Observation: He who
- Boves Theorem: The remaining
- Boyles Laws: (1) The
- Bradleys Bromide: If computers get
- Bradys First Law of Problem
- Briens First Law: At
- Brilliants Law Of Limited Ambition:
- Brilliants Observation On Modern Art:
- Brookes Law: Whenever a
- Build a system that even
- Build something foolproof and every
- Bureaucracy: a method for transforming
- By the time you can
- By the time you have
- By working faithfully eight hours
- Calkins Law of Menu Language:
- Canada Bill Joness Motto:
- Canada Bill Joness Supplement:
- Cant produces countercant.
- Capitalism is based on the
- Captain Pennys Law: You
- Carlsons Consolation: Nothing is
- Carsons Observation on Footwear:
- Chipped dishes never break.
- Churchills Commentary on Man: Man
- Clovis Consideration of an Atmospheric
- Cocaine is natures way of
- Colvards Logical Premises: All
- Colvards Unconscionable Commentary: This
- Commit suicide. A hundred
- Common sense is not so
- Common sense is the most
- Complex problems have simple, easy
- Confession is good for the
- Confidence is the feeling you
- Confusion creates jobs.
- Conscience is what hurts when
- Conscious is being aware of
- Conways Law: In any
- Cookes Law: In any
- Cop-out number 1. You
- Creativity is great, but plagiarism
- Creativity is no substitute for
- Creditors have better memories than
- Crime wouldnt pay if the
- Cropps Law: The amount
- Cutler Websters Law: There
- Deadline-Dans Demo Demonstration: The
- Dear Sir,I am writing in
- Defeat is worse than death
- Definition of an elephant: A
- Demians Observation: There is
- Democracy is that form of
- DeVriess Dilemma: If you hit
- Diplomacy is the ability to
- Diplomacy is the art of
- Do not believe in miracles,
- Do someone a favor and
- Do whatever your enemies do
- Doing a good job around
- Dont be irreplaceable; if you
- Dont be so open minded
- Dont bite the hand that
- Dont blame me; nobody asked
- Dont do today that which
- Dont force it, get a
- Dont get lost in the
- Dont lend people money...it gives
- Dont let your mouth write
- Dont look back, something may
- Dont permit yourself to get
- Dont stop to stomp on
- Dont try to have the
- Dont worry about the sand
- Dr. Caligaris Comeback: A
- Drews Law of Highway Biology:
- Ducharmes Axiom: If you
- Ducharmes Precept: Opportunity always
- Each problem solved introduces a
- Eagles may soar, free and
- Early to rise and early
- Easiest way to figure the
- Eat the rich. The
- Efficiency is a highly developed
- Eighty percent of all people
- Emersons Law of Contrariness: Our
- Employer: In this job we
- Enough research will tend to
- Entropy has us outnumbered.
- Error is often more earnest
- Estridges Law: No matter how
- Even a stopped clock is
- Even paranoids have enemies.
- Every silver lining has a
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- Everybody is somebody elses weirdo.
- Everybody should believe in something,
- Everyone breaks more than the
- Everyone has a scheme for
- Everyone has a scheme that
- Everyone hits a brick wall
- Everything east of the San
- Everything happens at the same
- Everything in moderation, including moderation.
- Everything is actually everything else,
- Everything is always done for
- Everything put together sooner or
- Everything takes longer than you
- Everything tastes more or less
- Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited,
- Everything you know is wrong,
- Excellence can be attained if
- Exceptions always outnumber rules.
- Exceptions prove the rule, and
- Excuses are like bodies; everybody
- Experience is directly proportional to
- Experience is something you do
- Experience is what you get
- Experiment and theory often show
- Experiments should be reproducible.
- Extremes meet.
- Familiarity breeds attempt.
- Far-away talent always seems better
- Fetts Law: Never replicate
- Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
- Fifth Law of Procrastination:
- Fill what is empty; empty
- Finagles Creed: Science is
- Finagles Law Of Military Superiority:
- Finagles Rules: 1) To
- First Law of Bicycling:
- First Law of Procrastination:
- First Law of Socio-Genetics:
- First Rule of History:
- Flo Capps Observation: The
- Flons Law: There is
- Flucards Corollary: Anything dropped
- Fluggs Law: When you
- For every 10 there are
- For every action, there is
- For every action, there is
- For every action, there is
- For every credibility gap there
- For every idiot proof system
- For every problem, there is
- For every vision, there is
- For the past three years,
- Four corporate presidents, one English,
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
- Franklins Rule: Blessed is
- Free advice costs nothing until
- Free time which unexpectedly becomes
- Freemans Commentary on Ginsbergs theorem:
- Frescos Discovery: If you
- Freuds 23rd law: ideas endure
- Friends come and go, but
- Frustration is not having anyone
- Fudds First Law of Opposition:
- Geologists do not dress for
- Gerrolds Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
- Gilbs Laws Of Unreliability:
- Ginsbergs Theorem: 1. You
- Given a bad start, trouble
- Glibs Fourth Law of Unreliability:
- Glory may be fleeting, but
- Glymes Formula for Success:
- Go where the money is.
- Goebels Law Of Computer Support:
- Goebels Law Of Intellectual Obscurity:
- Goebels Law Of Product Introductions:
- Goebels Law Of Software Compatibility:
- Goebels Law Of Useless Difficulty:
- Goebels Observation On Utopia:
- Golden Rule Of Arts And
- Goldensterns Rules: 1. Always
- Good advice is something a
- Good listeners are not only
- Gordian Maxim: If a
- Gordons First Law: If
- Gordons Object Lifespan Theorem:
- Gordons Warranty Law: All
- Government expands to absorb revenue
- Governments Law: There is
- Grabels Law: 2 is
- Grays Law of Programming:
- Great minds run in great
- Greeners Law: Never argue
- Greens Law of Debate:
- Gumpersons Law: The probability
- H. L. Menckens Law:
- Halls Laws of Politics:
- Hanlons Razor: Never attribute
- Hansons Treatment of Time:
- Happiness is merely the remission
- Harps Corollary To Estridges Law:
- Harrisbergers Fourth Law of the
- Has anyone ever heard of
- Have you flogged your crew
- Hawaiian Rules Of J.W.:
- He who beats his sword
- He who dies with the
- He who hesitates is not
- He who hesitates is probably
- He who shouts the loudest
- He who walks in anothers
- Hellers Law: The first
- Hinds Law Of Computer Programming:
- Hindsight is an exact science.
- History is the science of
- History repeats itself. That is
- Hlades Law: If you
- Hofstadters Law: It always
- Hubbards Law: Dont take
- Hugh Downs Four Rules for
- Hurewitzs Memory Principle: The
- I disapprove of every conspiracy
- I have never found, in
- I have run out of
- I have seen the truth
- I have yet to see
- I knocked several times, but
- I once worked as a
- I think we should really
- I will get it done
- I would give $1000 to
- IBM Project Management Axiom:
- If a listener nods his
- If a straight line fit
- If all you have is
- If an experiment works, you
- If an item is advertised
- If anything is used to
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If at first you dont
- If builders built buildings the
- If everything is coming your
- If everything seems to be
- If everything seems to go
- If facts do not conform
- If flattery gets you nowhere,
- If guns are outlawed, how
- If I your opinion, Ill
- If idiots could fly, this
- If ignorance is bliss, most
- If ignorance is bliss, why
- If it can be borrowed
- If it doesnt make sense,
- If it is incomprehensible, its
- If it is worth doing,
- If it is worth doing,
- If it jams, force it.
- If it looks too good
- If it werent for the
- If it works, dont fix
- If more than one person
- If Murphys Law can go
- If not controlled, work will
- If on an actuarial basis
- If only one price can
- If opportunity came disguised as
- If some people didnt tell
- If something is confidential, it
- If something is done wrong
- If success consisted simply of
- If the assumptions are wrong,
- If the code and the
- If the probability of success
- If the slightest probability for
- If there is a 50-50
- If there is a possibility
- If there is light at
- If there isnt a law,
- If things were left to
- If two wrongs dont make
- If we learn by our
- If you aim for the
- If you are asked to
- If you are coasting, youre
- If you are feeling good,
- If you are given two
- If you are not the
- If you cannot convince them,
- If you cannot dazzle them
- If you cannot fix it,
- If you cannot hope for
- If you cannot measure output,
- If you consult enough experts,
- If you do a job
- If you do not care
- If you do not know
- If you do not like
- If you do something right
- If you file it, youll
- If you have always done
- If you have got them
- If you have nothing to
- If you have to ask,
- If you just try long
- If you make people think
- If you mess with a
- If you put it off
- If you see a man
- If you stand in one
- If you step out of
- If you think that OSHA
- If you try to please
- If you understand it, it
- If you want to be
- If you want to get
- If you want to make
- If your next pot of
- Ignorance is bliss. No
- In a hierarchical organization, the
- In any calculation, any error
- In any hierarchy, each individual
- In any household, junk accumulates
- In every work of genius
- In most offices, the photocopier
- In order to get a
- In spite of all evidence
- In the fight between you
- Incompetence is a double-edged banana.
- Incompetence knows no barriers of
- Indecision is the key to
- Indifference is the only sure
- Influence is like a savings
- Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
- Information travels more surely to
- Informations pretty thin stuff, unless
- Inside every large problem is
- Inside every small problem is
- Inspiration and perspiration are related
- Instead of calling in sick,
- Instruction Booklet Governing Principle:
- Intelligence is a tool to
- Interchangable parts wont.
- Interchangeable parts wont.
- Is there life before coffee?
- It does not matter if
- It doesnt matter whether you
- It is a poor workman
- It is better to be
- It is better to remain
- It is easier to get
- It is easier to take
- It is important to keep
- It is impossible to build
- It is incredible how much
- It is later than you
- It is morally wrong to
- It is not enough to
- It is not how someone
- It is not sufficient to
- It is not true that
- It is okay to be
- It is the dead wood
- It is when you trip
- It just doesnt get any
- It may be bad manners
- It may be that your
- It takes a big man
- Its always darkest just before
- Its always the wrong time
- Its better to retire too
- Its difficult to work in
- Its Good Enough For Government
- Its lonely at the top,
- Its not hard to meet
- Its not how good your
- Its Not My Job!
- Its not the work that
- Its out of my control.
- Ive got to stop getting
- Job placement: Telling your boss
- Johnsons Corollary: Nobody really
- Join in the new game
- Just about the time when
- Just about the time when
- Just because you are paranoid
- Just when you get going,
- Just when you get really
- Just when you think youve
- Kramers Law: You can
- Larkinsons Law: All laws
- Law Of The Perversity of
- Laziness is the mother of
- Learn to be sincere.
- Left to themselves, things tend
- Leftover nuts never match leftover
- Liebermans Law: Everybody lies,
- Life can only be understood
- Life would be so much
- Live within your income, even
- Loggs Rebuttal to Grays Law:
- Logic can never decide what
- looking busy
- Lorenzs Law of Mechanical Repair:
- Love letters, business contracts, and
- Lynchs Law: When the
- Make dust or eat dust.
- Make three correct guesses consecutively
- Management parables
- Manlys Maxim: Logic is
- Many are called, but few
- Many quite distinguished people have
- Masons First Law of Synergism:
- Matter will be damaged in
- Maybe you cant buy happiness,
- Mays Law: The quality
- Meades Maxim: Always remember
- Measure with a micrometer.
- Men can live without air
- Menckens Law: There is
- Mere unassisted merit advances slowly,
- Money is better than poverty,
- Most projects require three hands.
- Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere.
- Multitasking allows screwing up several
- Murphy applied for an engineering
- My client(sponsor/customer) doesnt know what
- Nature always sides with the
- Nature is a mother.
- Nature will tell you a
- Needs are a function of
- Never argue with a fool,
- Never ask the barber if
- Never bet on a loser
- Never buy from a rich
- Never do anything you wouldnt
- Never eat prunes when you
- Never go to a doctor
- Never insult an alligator until
- Never invest in anything that
- Never kick a man unless
- Never leave hold of what
- Never needlessly disturb a thing
- Never play leapfrog with a
- Never put all your eggs
- Never put off until tomorrow
- Never speculate on that which
- Never tell them what you
- Never try to pacify someone
- Never volunteer for anything.
- Never write a note or
- Newlans Truism: An acceptable level
- Nice guys finish last but
- No experiment is ever a
- No good deed goes unpunished.
- No man is lonely while
- No mans credit is as
- No mans life, liberty, or
- No matter how much you
- No matter what happens, there
- No matter which direction you
- No matter which way you
- No problem is so formidable
- No real problem has a
- No two identical parts are
- Nobody notices the big errors.
- Nobody told me.
- Nolans Placebo: An ounce
- Nostalgia isnt what it used
- Nothing can be done in
- Nothing ever comes out as
- Nothing is as permanent as
- Nothing is as temporary as
- Nothing is ever accomplished by
- Nothing is ever as simple
- Nothing matters very much, and
- Nothing puzzles me more than
- Nowlans Theory: He who
- Of all forces acting on
- Of two possible events, only
- Old age is always fifteen
- Olivers Law of Location:
- On a beautiful day like
- On successive charts of the
- One child is not enough,
- One good thing about repeating
- One machine can do the
- One of the greatest labor-saving
- One of those days?
- One test is worth a
- Only a bureaucracy can fight
- Only a fool can reproduce
- Only a mediocre person is
- Only them as knows their
- Only those who attempt the
- Opportunity always knocks at the
- Orbens Packaging Discovery: For
- OReillys Law of the Kitchen:
- Osborns Law: Variables wont,
- Other peoples tools work only
- Others will look to you
- Our present business is not
- Ozmans Laws: (1) If
- Parkinsons Laws: First Law
- People can be divided into
- People dont care how much
- People specialize in their area
- People tend to make rules
- People who are resistant to
- People who love sausage and
- People will buy anything that
- People with narrow minds usually
- Perfection is achieved only on
- Perhaps your whole purpose in
- Persons disagreeing with your facts
- Pessimists have already begun to
- Peters Principle: In every
- Pick good people; talent never
- Pills to be taken in
- Pity the meek, for they
- Please do not steal, the
- Practical people would be more
- Problems worthy of attack prove
- Producing a system from a
- Program complexity grows until it
- Programming errors which would normally
- Progress is made by lazy
- Progress is made on alternate
- Progress may have been all
- Project Management is like pushing
- Putts Law: Technology is
- Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower
- Quality assurance doesnt.
- Quigleys Law: Whoever has
- Quit while your still behind.
- Ralphs Observation: It is
- Real programmers argue with the
- Real programmers dont announce how
- Real programmers dont grumble about
- Real programmers dont notch their
- Real programmers dont number paragraph
- Real programmers print only clean
- Real programmers write readable code,
- Remember the golden rule: Those
- Remember the tea kettle; though
- Repetition does not establish validity.
- Rhodes Corollary To Hoares Law:
- Rosss Law: Bare feet
- Rudins Law: In a
- Rudnickis Nobel Prize Principle:
- Rule Of Accuracy: When
- Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates
- Ryans Law: Make three
- Sanity and insanity overlap a
- Say no, then negotiate.
- Schemmers Law (Organization & Programs):
- Science is always simple and
- Science is not a sacred
- Security depends not so much
- Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant
- Self starters...will not.
- Self-blame constitutes an exquisite form
- Simmonss Law: The desire
- SNAFU Equations: 1) Given
- Some come to the fountain
- Some see things as they
- Someone who thinks logically is
- Sometimes I think we are
- Sometimes too much drink is
- Sometimes youre the bird, and
- Speak softly and own a
- Stay in with the outs.
- Success always occurs in private,
- Success can be insured only
- Success is the active process
- Tact is the art of
- Take care to get what
- Take this job and shove
- That which cannot be taken
- The 5 Ps : Preparation
- The Aquinas Axiom: What
- The bag that breaks is
- The best laid plans of
- The best laid plans of
- The best photos are generally
- The best way to lie
- The best way to make
- The bigger they are, the
- The book you spent $20.95
- The boss returned from lunch
- The careful application of terror
- The chance of a piece
- The chaos in the universe
- The chief cause of problems
- The colder the X-ray table,
- The crucial memorandum will be
- The deadline is one week
- The deficiency will never show
- The dictionary is the only
- The difference between a stepping
- The difference between art and
- The difficulty with a research
- The early bird who catches
- The early worm deserves the
- The easier it is to
- The easiest way to find
- The elevator always comes after
- The factory of the future
- The facts, although interesting, are
- The farther away the future
- The faster the plane, the
- The first 90 percent of
- The first rule of intelligent
- The first time is for
- The floggings will continue until
- The future belongs to those
- The hardest thing in life
- The hardness of the butter
- The hidden flaw never remains
- The ideal resume will turn
- The lagging activity in a
- The Last Ones Law Of
- The Law Of The Too
- The least experienced fisherman always
- The light at the end
- The man who can smile
- The meek shall inherit the
- The meek shall inherit the
- The moment for calm and
- The more an item costs,
- The more ridiculous a belief
- The more things change, the
- The more vital your research,
- The more you run over
- The most important item in
- The most interesting results happen
- The most savage controversies are
- The nice thing about standards
- The number of people watching
- The obscure a bureaucrat may
- The obscure we see eventually;
- The one who says it
- The one you want is
- The only important information in
- The only knowledge that can
- The only sense that is
- The only time to be
- The organization of any program
- The other line always moves
- The paperless office will become
- The phone will not ring
- The population of the United
- The probability of anything happening
- The probability of someone watching
- The road to hell is
- The severity of the itch
- The simplest subjects are the
- The solution to a problem
- The sooner you fall behind,
- The squeaky wheel doesnt always
- The stomach expands to accommodate
- The sun goes down just
- The tasks and chores that
- The telephone will ring when
- The think positive leader tends
- The trick is to stop
- The trouble with doing right
- The trouble with life is
- The two greatest causes of
- The usefulness of any meeting
- The Vacuum Cleaner CEO
- The value of a program
- The workbench is always untidier
- The world is divided into
- The worse your line is
- The yoo-hoo you you-hew into
- There are no winners in
- There are only two forces
- There are three ways to
- There are two rules for
- There are two things on
- There are two ways to
- There has been an alarming
- There has been opposition to
- There is a coherent plan
- There is absolutely no substitute
- There is always one more
- There is never time to
- There is no evidence to
- There is no job so
- There is no limit to
- There is no problem a
- There is no problem so
- There is no safety in
- There is no substitute for
- There is no such thing
- There is no time like
- There is nothing so habit-forming
- There is nothing so small
- Things are more like today
- Things could be worse; suppose
- Things get worse under pressure.
- Things go right so they
- Thinking is hard work.
- This is clearly another case
- This is the story of
- This law has been intentionally
- This law was inadvertently left
- This space for rent.
- Thoreaus Theories Of Adaptation:
- Those who live closest arrive
- Those with the best advice
- Thymes Law: Everything goes
- To achieve the impossible, one
- To attract maximum attention, its
- To avoid criticism, do nothing,
- To err is human.
- To err is human.
- To err is human.
- To get something done, a
- To know yourself is the
- To steal ideas from one
- To succeed in politics, it
- Tom had this problem of
- Too light for heavy work
- Trust everybody...then cut the cards.
- Try to be the best
- Two heads are more numerous
- Two monologues do not make
- Two neighbors were talking about
- Two rules to success in
- Two wrongs are only the
- Unemployment helps stretch your coffee
- Universal Technical Document Units Law:
- Unless absolutely essential, borrowing to
- Urgency varies inversely with importance.
- Usefulness is inversely proportional to
- Virtue is its own punishment.
- Vuilleumiers Laws For Building Electronic
- Wasting time is an important
- We all want progress, but
- We are often most in
- We dont have the time
- We sometimes get all the
- We totally deny the allegations,
- Weinbergs Corollary: An expert
- Well worry about that when
- Were making progress. Things
- Wet manure is slippery.
- Wetherns Law: Assumption is
- What I want is all
- What you dont do is
- What you resist, you become.
- Whatever happens, look as if
- Whatever hits the fan will
- When a broken appliance is
- When a lie fails, the
- When a politician gets an
- When all else fails, try
- When I take a long
- When in doubt, mumble.
- When in doubt, predict that
- When in doubt, take all
- When in doubt, use brute
- When in trouble, delegate.
- When it gets to be
- When its you against the
- When life hands you a
- When properly administered, vacations do
- When reviewing your notes for
- When someone says this is
- When the going gets tough,
- When the going gets weird,
- When the product is destined
- When there are sufficient funds
- When they want it bad
- When things are going well,
- When working hard, be sure
- When working on a project,
- When working toward the solution
- When you are in it
- When you are right be
- When you are sure youre
- When you dial a wrong
- When you drop change at
- When you make your mark
- When you starve with a
- When your opponent is down,
- Whenever you set out to
- Whistlers Law: You never
- Whiteheads Law: The obvious
- Why did the Roman Empire
- Why worry about tomorrow?
- Winning isnt everything, but losing
- Wisdom consists of knowing when
- Wisdom is whats left after
- Woods Axiom: As soon
- Woodwards Law: A theory
- Work hard and save your
- Work is accomplished by those
- Work is the curse of
- Work may be the crabgrass
- You can always find what
- You can observe a lot
- You cannot kill time without
- You cant expect to hit
- You cant fall off the
- You cant get here from
- You cant guard against the
- You cant outtalk a man
- You cant push a rope.
- You cant tell how deep
- You cant win. You
- You get the most of
- You have the capacity to
- YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ...
- You never really learn to
- You never want the one
- You remember to mail a
- You want it when?
- You wont skid if you
- Your own car uses more
- Youre not drunk if you
- Yuppie pregnant women dont go
- Zalls Laws: First Law
- Zymurgys First Law Of Evolving
- Category: Car Bumpers
- A cubicle
- All generalizations
- All generalizations
- Ambivalent? Well
- Best bumper stickers
- Circular Definition:
- Death is
- Dirty minded
- Gravity -
- I love
- I wouldnt
- If we
- If you
- Its not
- Lead me
- My karma
- On the
- Sarcasm is
- Stay in this circle
- Stop repeat
- Those who
- Those who
- Time is
- WANTED: Meaningful
- Where theres
- Woman driver and the trees
- Women who
- Category: Celebrity
- A frog goes into a
- Afghanistan comedian
- Alexander and Kermit
- Arnie and jackson
- boyz 2 men
- Celebrity Camps
- Child of the 80s
- David Beckham
- Following on the French contribution to winning the war
- George Michael and Michael Jackson
- Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?
- Joke about Michael Jackson
- Light bulbs
- Little boy
- macdonalds and michle
- Man or a woman?
- Michael and Lisa Maries baby
- Michael is dirty
- Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson - grocery bag
- Michael Jackson - new book
- Michael Jackson and Burger King
- Michael Jackson and PS2
- Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart
- Michael Jackson food poisinging
- Michael Jackson joke
- Michael Jackson joke
- Michael Jackson Party
- Michael Jackson, Theme park
- Michael Jackson.....
- Michael Jacksons Baby
- Michael Jacksons bedtime
- Michaels son
- MICHAL JACKSON BURN DAWG
- MJ
- MJ Grocery Bag
- oh what
- One liners
- Priest and Michael Jackson
- Q. What is the
- Q. How do the little
- Questions?
- R. Kellys Party
- Sneaky Jackson
- Snoop Dogg
- Spice Girl Replacement Candidates
- stupid
- Ten Things to Do in a Public Bathroom
- the pink porceline pig
- Wacko Jacko
- What college did Jacko attend?
- What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?
- What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Whats green, slimy, and smells like bacon?
- Whats in the Underpants?
- Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
- Whats the Score?
- Who is God?
- Who Is God?
- You are a child of the 80s If...
- Category: Chistes chistosos
- Antes sufra de amnesia,
- (La ortografia es original)
- * Ms vale plumfero volador
- - Bonitas piernas, a qu
- - ESTAS EN UNA FIESTA
- - Sabrs que ser un
- -IMPOTENTE: Bach por su Tocata
- 1 - Las conversaciones telefnicas
- 1 Acto: La familia Das
- 1 acto: sale un caf
- 1 escena un chicle en
- 1) Cuando las cosas
- 1-El amor eterno dura aproximadamente
- 1. DIETA DEL PEREJIL:
- 1. Acto religioso mediante el
- 1. Ambos se ven ridculos
- 1. Crees en el amor
- 1. El amor es una
- 1. El helicptero con asiento
- 1. El Hombre Mamita deber
- 1. El uniforme es opcional.
- 1. En toda investigacin policial
- 1. No es palo pero
- 1. RENANSE TODAS LAS PERSONAS
- 1. Se nace cansado y
- 1. Si (el nombre de
- 1. Si no quieres trabajar,
- 1. Sus deseos de amar
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