To enliven your day, heres a joke told by Watergate-weasel-turned-soul-saver Chuck Colson:

In Northern Ireland, a Catholic priest is driving down the road when he slams into another car rounding a curve.

Out of it steps an Anglican Bishop. They apologize all over themselves and determine that neither is seriously hurt. Shaken, the priest goes back to his car and pulls a flask out of the glove compartment, offering it to the bishop.

I think I will, says the bishop, taking a swig. He offers it back, but the priest declines, saying, Ill think Ill wait until after the police get here.