24 hours to live

Yeah, Doc, whats the news? answered Fred when his doctor called with his test rewults.

I have some bad news and some really bad news, admitted the doctor. The bad news is that you only have twenty-four hours to live.

Oh my God, gasped Fred, sinking to his knees.

What could be worse news than that?

I couldnt get ahold of you yesterday.

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