New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Heres a list of variations of the God Speaks billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.
_______________________Tell the kids I love them.
-God Lets meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-GodCmon over and bring the kids.
-GodWhat part of Thou Shalt Not… didnt you understand?
-GodWe need to talk.
-GodKeep using my name in vain,
Ill make rush hour longer.
-GodLoved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God
That Love Thy Neighbor thing…
I meant it.
-GodI love you and you and you and you and…
-GodWill the road youre on get you to my place?
-GodFollow me.
-GodMy way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think its hot here?
-GodHave you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-GodDo you have any idea where youre going?
-GodDont make me come down there.
-God
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL
- Workplace humor (adult themes)
- 3 Short Star Trek QA Jokes about Borg Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.