Old and New Jokes

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Heres a list of variations of the God Speaks billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.
_______________________Tell the kids I love them.
-God Lets meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-GodCmon over and bring the kids.
-GodWhat part of Thou Shalt Not… didnt you understand?
-GodWe need to talk.
-GodKeep using my name in vain,
Ill make rush hour longer.
-GodLoved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God
That Love Thy Neighbor thing…
I meant it.
-GodI love you and you and you and you and…
-GodWill the road youre on get you to my place?
-GodFollow me.
-GodMy way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think its hot here?
-GodHave you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-GodDo you have any idea where youre going?
-GodDont make me come down there.
-God