Tú Puto, tú Puto, le dice el pequeño Pepito a su papá, señalándolo con el Ãndice.
¡Cállate, niño grosero!, le ordena el padre.
Tú Puto, tú Puto, insiste Pepito.
¡Qué te calles!, vocifera el padre al tiempo que le propina un golpe.
Tú Puto y yo TibilÃn, dice sollozando Pepito.
Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
A man goes to a kennel to buy a hunting dog. This is one of the best hunting dogs I have, said the proprietor. The man looks the dog over and agrees to the purchase.
Several days later he goes duck hunting at a lake. When the first bird is hit and falls into the water, the dog rushes to the edge of the lake and walks on the water to retrieve the duck. Quickly grabbing it with his mouth , the dog again walks on the water and deposits the bird in front of the amazed hunter. This happens again with every bird the hunter shoots.
The next day, the kennel owner is surprised to see the hunter back with the dog. He looked angry and said, I want my money back! This dog is supposed to be a hunting dog but hes no darn good!
The astonished proprietor replies, Gee, Im surprised. This is one of my best dogs. Whats the problem?
This dog isnt a hunting dog, replied the hunter, He cant even swim!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods…
Cats have never forgotten this.
Heres proof that Cats are smarter than dogs…
You cant get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs come when theyre called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.
Cats arent clean, theyre just covered with cat spit!
Q: What Do you call a Brunette standing between 2 Blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a Blonde standing between 2 Brunettes?
A: Mental Block.
A woman puts panties on her head to protect her hair whilst painting the walls. The doorbell rings and her small son answers it.Mum! The boy shouts, Take your panties off. The milkmans here and wants paying.
Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they are still in darkness.