Things That Are Hard To Say When Youre Drunk

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

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Things that are VERY difficult to say when youre drunk…

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate

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Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when youre drunk…

a) Thanks, but I dont want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but youre not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isnt it lovely out tonight?

f) Im not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldnt – no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. Id hate to look like a fool.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.