Your birth announcements included the words rug rat.

Your car alarm eats dog food.

Your car burns more oil than gas.

Your horse can count higher than you.

Your idea of cleaning is throwing everything in the back yard.

Your property has ever been mistaken for a recycling center.

Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.

Youve ever hit a deer with your car… deliberately.

You view duct tape as a long-term investment.

Youve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

Youve ever lost your wife in a poker game.

You bought a VCR to record Rasslin while youre at work.

Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card.

Youve ever stolen a bulldozer.

You made a hot tub with a trolling motor.