A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and says, How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around the shop and says, About an hour and a half. The guy leaves.A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, About 2 hours. The guy leaves.A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around and says, About an hour and a half. The guy leaves.The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, Hey, follow that guy and see where he goes. When the friend returns, the barber says, Well, where did he go when he left here? The friend looks up and says, To your house, to screw your wife.
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Feb
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