Dear Friends:

Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need.

Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level … right here in the land of plenty. And, as if that werent bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation.

BUT NOW YOU CAN HELP!

For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (thats less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers their per diem, … but its a start!

Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent kissing political asses in DC, golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage payment.

But to an Enron exec $700 will almost replace his per diem. Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW IM HELPING?

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Youll also get information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executives portfolio double or triple! Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the exec (unsigned-for a signed photo, please include an additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW IM HELPING?

Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec wont know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!

I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below:

[ ] Mid-level Manager

[ ] Director

[ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department)

[ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department)

[ ] CEO (Contribution: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 700)

[ ] Entire Board of Directors

[ ] Ill sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me.

SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER

Already an Enron supporter? Dont worry, in this troubled economy, there are many executives who need your help. Ford today is laying off 35,000.

The NASDAQ is deflated. Now you can show your patriotism and do something about it. The Invisible Hand will allow supporters to substitute executives from any downtrodden company listed on f**kedcompany.com. While you may never own a Bentley, wear hand-tailored silk shirts, or have a gentlemans gentleman; why deprive a worthy executive from ascending, and more importantly, from maintaining the lifestyle he so richly deserves?

Imagine the feeling of satisfaction, the pure joy of knowing that your sponsor ex-executive at the former spiltmilk.com will be able to have his caviar and eat it too.

Its just that easy – do it now!

Please charge the account listed below ___________ per day and send me a picture of the Enron executive I have sponsored, along with my very own Enron Keep America Strong Sponsor an Enron Exec: Ask Me How! t-shirt to wear proudly.

Your Name: _______________________

Telephone Number:_______________________

Account Number: _______________________

Exp. Date:_______ [ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [] Discover

Signature: _______________________

Mail completed form to The Invisible Hand or call 1-900-2MUCH now to enroll by phone. Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the executive they have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind that the executive you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous donations.

Contributions are not tax-deductible.