Great Female Comebacks
Man: Havent we met before?
Woman: Yes, Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine.
Man: Id like to call you. Whats your number?
Woman: Its in the phone book.
Man: But I dont know your name.
Woman: Thats in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Im a female impersonator.
Man: Hey, baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized !
Man: Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!
Man: Im here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.
Woman: You mean youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then why arent you leaving me alone?
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.
Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Id go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Lets start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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